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What if "Morticia" is a title, kinda like #007 or #TheDoctor. And the training ground for the next #Morticia is #NevermoreAcademy ? – at North Carolina, USA

May @Coolio rest in #GangstasParadise teapawt.net/i/events/1575286801664… – at North Carolina, USA

I just watched The Age of Adeline for the first time and...@blakelively was a revelation. I told myself I was just gonna "check it out" and see if I liked it. *2 hours later* 🍿🎞️ – at North Carolina, USA

I keep hearing the @troyesivan song "I Bloom" so at this point I just have to take it as a proposal. Yes, please and thank you. – at North Carolina, USA

Why are there so many people here wearing coats made of teddy bear fur? #FuneralTweets – at Richmond, VA

Funerals are so tough: trying to act like I remember someone I met 40 years ago...when I was 4.

People wonder why I prefer Taco Bell over Chipotle. It's because, when all I had to my name was $2.67, @tacobell had my back. Chipotle ain't even know my name. 😒 Taco Bell was like "Come thru, fam, we got you. How many tacos you want?" 💜 🌮🌮 – at North Carolina, USA

Watching @KeeganMKey sing "Tennessee Whiskey" on @colbertlateshow. And, boom. Just like that I'm pregnant. – at North Carolina, USA

Happy #Colonization Day! May the lands you steal be rich with spices and brown natives to exploit! #4thofJuly #July4th – at North Carolina, USA

Sooo.... Does that mean he didn't even vote for himself? 🤔😂 thedailybeast.com/rudy-giuli… – at North Carolina, USA

Thoughts on @elonmusk on @nbcsnl: It's 20-car-pileup-on-the-interstate bad. Like, you want to look, because, Jesus it's so bad. But you just can't watch, because Jesus. It's. So. Bad. #SNLELONMUSK #SNL – at North Carolina, USA

Right now, being an #American feels like watching your two drunk uncle's fighting on the front lawn in their underwear. – at North Carolina, USA

Dear #ElliottPage: it's so nice to meet you. xoxo Us – at North Carolina, USA

Ma'am. 🤮 Looking like you snatch your dinner out of a lake. – at Winterville, NC

Civic duty, and whatnot. #VoteLikeYourLifeDependsOnIt #Vote2020

Discussing potential nicknames with a family member who's about to be a first-time grandmother. The name "ill Nana" was jokingly suggested (and positively received), and I'm just over here wheezing. 🤣🤣🤣 – at North Carolina, USA

#Fall. that is all. #autumn #leaves – at North Carolina, USA

Watching @DonaldJTrumpJr's rebuttal interview with @GayleKing, it occurs to me: is anyone piss-testing the campaign staffs? I'm guessing no. – at North Carolina, USA

My tv reception cleared up...just in time for Don Jr. Lord, haven't we suffered enough? The only one who can keep up with Don Jr's rambling is his coke dealer. #PresidentialDebate #Debate2020 – at North Carolina, USA

Chris Wallace sounds like the frazzled chaperone on a field trip: "STOP. STOP. GENTLEMEN, STOP." Y'all pray for him. And (I'm assuming) his liver. Because these two.... #whew #PresidentialDebate #Debate2020 – at North Carolina, USA