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Chris Phillips

@aRocketDoc

I am smart enough to know I'm not smart enough. Science. Facts. Common decency. Punsplaining.

 Birmingham
Joined April 2019
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Replying to @caitlinmoran @Andr6wMale
Also worth nothing that everyone turns into @daraobriain with Mercator projections...
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Spare front row ticket for @mrmikewozniak 's Zusa at UCL This evening, £18 donation to @TrussellTrust anyone? @beansaladpod @HenryPaker @benpartridge
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Especially if I enable DMs....
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Just a mile away from London’s Westminster Abbey where King Charles III was crowned, thousands of his subjects protested against the monarchy — and at least seven people were detained by police. Protesters shouted “Not My King” and were met with monarchists trying to drown them out with cries of “That’s My King.” wapo.st/3NLoBIq (Photos: Getty Images, Reuters)
Protesters hold up placards saying 'Not My King' in Trafalgar Square close to where Britain's King Charles III and Britain's Camilla, Queen Consort will be crowned at Westminster Abbey in central London on May 6, 2023.

ALT Protesters hold up placards saying 'Not My King' in Trafalgar Square close to where Britain's King Charles III and Britain's Camilla, Queen Consort will be crowned at Westminster Abbey in central London on May 6, 2023.

Protesters wave a flag saying 'Abolish the Monarchy' in Trafalgar Square close to where Britain's King Charles III and Britain's Camilla, Queen Consort will be crowned at Westminster Abbey in central London on May 6, 2023.

ALT Protesters wave a flag saying 'Abolish the Monarchy' in Trafalgar Square close to where Britain's King Charles III and Britain's Camilla, Queen Consort will be crowned at Westminster Abbey in central London on May 6, 2023.

Members of the anti-monarchist group Republic stage a protest as Britain's King Charles III and Camilla, the Queen Consort, travel in the Diamond Jubilee State Coach towards Westminster Abbey to their coronation ceremony, in London.

ALT Members of the anti-monarchist group Republic stage a protest as Britain's King Charles III and Camilla, the Queen Consort, travel in the Diamond Jubilee State Coach towards Westminster Abbey to their coronation ceremony, in London.

People protest on the day of the coronations of Britain's King Charles III and Britain's Camilla, Queen Consort, in London on May 6, 2023.

ALT People protest on the day of the coronations of Britain's King Charles III and Britain's Camilla, Queen Consort, in London on May 6, 2023.

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Conservatives hit 1,000 losses: 🌹 LAB: 2,552 (+505) 🌳 CON: 2,172 (-1,005) 🔶 LDM: 1,548 (+402) 🌍 GRN: 450 (+230)
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Have you put a poster up? Take a photo and tag us and your favourite activists 🙌 stopthetories.vote/posters 👆 download here 👆
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@AnimalRising15 Apr 2023
THIS IS WHAT WE WERE TRYING TO STOP FROM HAPPENING. Several horses fell during this race - how many will be killed due to their injuries? Absolutely heartbreaking chaos for horses that never got a choice in the matter. MAKE SURE THE GRAND NATIONAL NEVER HAPPENS AGAIN. Sign our petition - this absolute disgrace of a "sport" should never, ever be allowed to continue. actionnetwork.org/petitions/… #AnimalJustice #CancelTheGrandNational
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Kathy Burke talking about Woke & what it really means – at Dublin City, Ireland
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Worth bearing in mind, this is what the BBC said to me in 2020 when Andrew Neil was being a shouty, right-wing pile on orchestrator on Twitter. Compare and contrast.
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Replying to @Shitlawns
@Shitlawns don't you think this soulless rectangle is perfectly augmented by the rotting trampoline? Glorious combo, and that's not even mentioning those delightful rustic fences! m.facebook.com/story.php?sto…
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if you cannae see it...
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Tony Hawks@thefridgeman8 Feb 2023
On the news this morning. A family is pulled from the rubble alive in Turkey. People chant 'God is Great!' It does beg the question, what about the 8,500 who weren't saved. For them, God seems to have been less than 'great'. Human beings are odd creatures, don't you think?
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@maitlis7 Feb 2023
This this this. This. This. This. Thank you ⁦@WilliamJHague⁩
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Six years ago with @BarbaraNice still have it on our prize shelf!
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@Femi_sorry29 Dec 2022
Julia Hartley-Brewer had to effictivley type "At least I'm not autistic", think that was OK to say to an autistic teenager, and press TWEET. Human f****** garbage. #GretaThunberg
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Our stream numbers are through the roof!! Thank you all so much...but please do spare a 59p download for us too as they count for about 300 streams on the charts
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Just got myself a copy of the graphic novel version of The Ragged Trousered Philanthropists...
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Why is twitter suddenly spewing so much more ignorance and hate towards me in my feed?
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Pippa Crerar
@PippaCrerar23 Nov 2022
Striking fr Tory MP @timloughton on lack of legal asylum routes. “I’m a 16yo orphan from an African country escaping a war zone & religious persecution. I have a sibling legally in UK at moment. What is the safe & legal route for me to come to the UK?" teapawt.net/BestForBritain/status/…
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I was sold a crappy dishwasher It was supposed to be amazing But it doesn’t work The plates come out filthy I know it’s broken, but I don’t dare say this out loud Nor do I have a plan to repair it But I’ll just keep telling myself “make dishwasher work” That oughta do it.
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