You’re right... but I don’t have a Mexican pizza to put it on

Nah.... can’t bring a Mexican pizza home

I’m flattered

I just fell in to a three hr tik tok black hole

What kind of relief do you wimpy girls get from a little “ahh cheuwww” when you sneeze

With the north and south bound roads on 231 being closed my morning drive to work will now be 1 whole hour ❤️ podcast suggestions welcome

I didn’t like Obama but I never in a million years would act like the pitiful Pelosi... disgusting and disturbing.

I don’t know how you people were raised, but I was raised to respect my elders and those in charge. I didn’t have to like them, but I HAD to respect them. HOW DO YOU PEOPLE disrespect the President of The United States? You can not like him but to not respect him is ridiculous.

I feel so normal after watching the bachelor every week

I believe I could have testified at Meredith Greys hearing

Me: I think I did bad on that test.... grade:60 Madeline: I think I did bad on that test... grade:90

Googles Texas tuition after finding out Matthew McConaughey is now a professor

I want to be a nurse but be off on holidays, summer, and weekends... does that job exist anywhere??

To my future child.... I promise to never let you have bangs.

Y’all think BIP is interesting..... let me add y’all to the Arab, Al awareness page

Thoughts on hairy armpits and legs(ON WOMEN) that they think is attractive and “self love”