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Aaron Hartzler retweeted
Patrick Mahomes is all of us #KCRoyals
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The @Chiefs & @Royals both won tonight, on the first time in history they’ve ever played on the same day, and hearing Arrowhead stadium do the Let’s Go Royals Let’s Go chant brought a tiny tear to the eye of this Kansas City boy. #ChiefsKingdom #BeRoyalKC
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Aaron Hartzler retweeted
"I think the American people want better than that. I think the American people want better than [gestures at Trump with disgust]... this." — Harris
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does Trump think debate is like Telephone where the goal is to make it impossible to tell what the question was
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Aaron Hartzler retweeted
david muir you look so beautiful when you live fact check
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Aaron Hartzler retweeted
really glad i came back in time for #Debate2024
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Aaron Hartzler retweeted
Donald Trump has no plan for you.
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Aaron Hartzler retweeted
For the record: You cannot have an abortion in the 9th month. You cannot have an abortion after birth. If we didn’t keep banning books, maybe we wouldn’t have to clear that up. #Debate2024
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Aaron Hartzler retweeted
Side bar…her mug is everything and these shoulder pads are lethal. Give her her things right now. 🤌🏾 #Debate2024
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Aaron Hartzler retweeted
Is this old man talking about people eating cats? What is happening?
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Trump is like, but a man went on television and made a claim someone ate his dog… you are telling me a man can just go on the tv and LIE???
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Aaron Hartzler retweeted
If I send you this it means you sound insane. #Debate2024
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Lost me at “retirement”, @alexa99.
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Aaron Hartzler retweeted
Margot Robbie is 3 years older than Blanche DuBois in Streetcar Named Desire who hid her face in dim soft shaded lighting so male suitors wouldn’t see how old and decrepit she was lol
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Aaron Hartzler retweeted
Kyrsten Sinema announced that she’s leaving the senate and changing her name to Abracadabra Netflix
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Aaron Hartzler retweeted
Holding the incumbent to an impossible standard while his sweaty, drug-riddled, incoherent and confused opponent is held to no standard at all, is why we’re here.
Wow the crowd goes silent as a confused Trump says: And Putin has so little respect for Obama that he's starting to throw around the nuclear word
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