in my stand-up era cos sometimes all you can do is laugh
Aotearoa | New Zealand
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Ok so stay with me here ... you booked a flight you went to your gate your flight is boarding you check your boarding pass - right gate, right number. You seriously can't remember where you were trying to go?
You're going to a potluck. Do you take a substantial dish that is average or something small and amazing
0%average substantial
100%small amazing
4 votes • Final resultsI think its nice that National want to test drugs for beneficiaries. It will be a relief for them to know that what they're taking is what they purchased. It will make things safer and it means dealers have to play fair no matter what your socio-economic status is ❤️
Wrote a thing ages ago and forgot about it. AI slop all the way down
dontknowwhattoputhere.beehii…
Its crazy how fast people start talking about money after someone dies. Whether its funeral cost, pitching in to send flowers, estate, cost of travel, whatever. Its just crazy how fast things go back to money
When you stay at someone's house do you
100%strip bed
0%make bed (not new sheets)
2 votes • Final results
What's the biggest mistake you've made from listening to AI?
I'm debating between
1. Playing Diablo 3
2. Buying the wrong tyre tube
3. Following a cake recipe for my bfs bday
My mum kept her maiden name and her and dad were married 40+ years before she held his hand as he passed away. They had the most loving and devoted marriage in the world. Just your reminder that X isn’t real.
Every woman I know who chose not to take her husband’s last name gives off “I hate men, but I’ll marry one” energy.
I’ve even had women tell me they didn’t want the admin hassle of changing it back if their husband cheats or the marriage falls apart.
If you’re planning the exit paperwork before the wedding photos are back, that’s not independence.
That’s one foot out the door before you’ve even walked in.
Me thinking im doing fine
My algorithm 'try these alternatives instead of self harm'
That's enough internet for today then ...
My bf pranked me that he threw out the lids to the jars I was saving
He got me so bad haha. Diabolical