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Abigail Thompson@abbyht0212 Jun 2019

My life and heart feels so full with this guy 💙

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@kclairerogersOct 26

Not to be an annoying rule follower but everyone at every baggage claim I’ve ever been to needs to take a GIANT step back

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cable@kyx3n_Oct 23

"I hate slow walkers" "so you're ableist?" Oh my fucking godddddddddd

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Abigail Thompson@abbyht02Oct 23

Questionable decor decision in Hawaii

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@HaterReportOct 19

The Eagles medical staff treating Jalen Hurts for blood clots at the hospital

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@kiesha9iOct 16

EVERYBODY: Cats are so independent and standoffish MY CAT: MOM?!!? Where ya goin mom? Oh the bathroom? Meet you there! Oh wait, the KITCHEN? Even BETTER!! On My Way!!!!! Where to next????? 👀

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Owning cats will make it look like you don't clean up after yourself. Why has there been an envelope in the middle of the living room floor for the past two months, you ask? Because it's his favorite envelope, that's why

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Victor Williams

@ThePhillyPodOct 4

I’ll see y’all in therapy.

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@JohnDCainOct 4

This is the best photo from the Kentucky - South Carolina game. There’s so much stuff going on in this photo. You can study it for a long time.

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@ghetto_gronkOct 4

Eagles: "Coach, we're 0/12 on 3rd down. We need to make adjustments!" Nick Sirianni:

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ol’ stocky ⛳️

@oldstockySep 23

Walking into my interview very slowly so I don’t spill my dirty martini

Allie@searobbingSep 22

Bringing an iced coffee to an interview makes you look stressed out and high maintenance. Consider instead a beer or tasteful mixed drink.

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@MomAngtradesSep 22

Are we ready to have the conversation that most of Trader Joe’s food is mediocre at best and highly processed? Or are we still pretending it’s good?

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erin 🍑🎃@maizie_starSep 21

I’m sorry but this had me in tears

@wake_up_girl_3Sep 21

Car fire at the Wawa in Northampton, PA, yesterday. I’m genuinely not trying to be funny at all, but is it normal for a firefighter to have this much difficulty controlling the hose?

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the lexi of all time@elextra__Sep 6

asked fiancé to make me a hot dog and he wrote love you in the mustard and i cried

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eloá ⭐️@eloenigenaSep 4

morrendo com ele tendo acesso a rua e fazendo 19 ANOS a morte tem medo do pepito

@PepitoTheCatSep 4

Happy birthday Pépito 🎂

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Uchenna.@Favour_OgaziSep 3

I have been extremely brave about things nobody knows are happening. I have also been extremely dramatic about very minor inconveniences. Balance.

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Abigail Thompson@abbyht02Aug 15

Starter(and motivation) is revived and stronger than ever, jars are clean. I’m ready to be a PIA sourdough gal again

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Abigail Thompson@abbyht02Aug 15

Until I can’t replicate the “best bread ever made” from this last weekend because I didn’t measure anyyyyttthhhiiinnngggg

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Abigail Thompson@abbyht02Aug 11

An unstoppable force

Abigail Thompson@abbyht02May 15

Tonight I draft on whisky instead of 5 tequilas on an empty stomach. For science.

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NO CONTEXT HUMANS

@HumansNoContextAug 2

She let her intrusive thoughts win

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turns out the honeymoon phase lasts forever when your bf isn’t a fkn loser

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