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you're way funnier than I am

los angeles, ca
Joined June 2011
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Think what you will of Hollywood but @IATSE is the working-class lifeblood of this industry. Please support: #IATSESolidarity #iatsestrike
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Here we go Ty Baby!!!
Excited to play school and football at Ohio Northern next year!! @coachDeanPaul @GScheutzow @mloyd42
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Happ New Year! Don't miss the series premiere of #TheMick TONIGHT at 8/7c on FOX.
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I cut hair all day and come home only to slice my finger open with a steak knife. #hairprofessional
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This was such a wonderful day! Thank you @kaitlin_olson @goodhousekeeping @abbyroll #ilovemyjob #makeup #portland goodho.us/6006Bt5ro
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This is all that matters now- instagram.com/p/BGYpyUSu9bo/
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100% of the time I grab a pickle out of a jar I expect a dill. Fuck you bread and butter pickles
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Online dating=online shopping for me. Many things go in my cart, but rarely ship to my house.
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Just a quick snapshot of my working station today over here on Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia… instagram.com/p/BFFYWrDOgoK/ – at Los Angeles, CA
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Im so cut out for dogsitting when I manage 2 lock myself n the garage with 2 dogs and manage to almost lose 1 and crack iPhone n the process
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Thank you @goodhousemag for bringing me home to Portland for a great shoot day! Love my @theadorable and @abbyroll
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@NobleDrakeDSGN @kaitlin_olson @CaseStudyCoffee I made it! My day is complete!
There's nothing that will get your ass running up Western faster than a homeless man(in flip flops)chasing you while holding his pants up. – at Los Angeles, CA
"The day we fear as our last is but the birthday of our eternity." --Lucius Annaeus Seneca. #TeamRachel
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I'm a fan of this whole, 0 on the sides, long on top with a side part and beard thing on my guys, but it's on it's way out in my opinion. – at Los Angeles, CA
The squawking back and forth between the guys at Valvoline is reminiscent of creepy twin language. – at Los Angeles, CA
Drinking wine instead of lunch. I don't feel like adulting today
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Sometimes when I cook, I'm all "damn, I'm so good at this." Then I think, maybe bc I'll eat almost anything. Carry on.