NYC is the best. Walked back to my car praying that I didn’t get a ticket. Instead I find a bagel that someone threw away 😂
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Yosef, להבדיל, is Kramer.
He literally wears his coat.
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.@JPosnanski surprised Yost didn't have Gordon bunt in that spot.
.@CBS announcer promotes #MadamSecretary by saying "I love that show".... The series premiere is later tonight..
At work. Just said aloud how my workstation is frozen. Then accidentally started humming "Let It Go" #StupidNieces
It's kinda weird that @EBednarsh doesn't follow @DBashIdeas. Where's the love? Just saying.
Streaming sites are blocked at work until July 14... Damn. How did they know about the World Cup? I thought we kept it on the down low?
Nothing better than hearing detailed commentary from the person who just asked how many minutes they play in soccer
Not sure why, but I've been singing "I came in like a racquetball" all day. I guess that's for Miley's less enthusiastic relationships??
Daniel Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong with the Mets will go wrong #Mets









