@abeeszn

your favorite narcissist 🤎 • i only speak the truth🧏🏽‍♂️ •

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Joined April 2020
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I just want to bounce back man, I really miss my spark.
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Monnie ♡
@mooniegirl_12h
It is 5:30am, and I was woken up to my husband and 2 year daughter having a hushed debate next to his side of the bed. Husband: Baby, it’s too early, go back to bed. Daughter: Daddy, bear? Husband: No we are not watching Masha and the Bear. It’s too early for bear. Go back to sleep. Daughter: Boobie, yes? Husband: Mummy has boobie, go get her. Daughter: Daddy boobie Husband: No, stop trying to poke them. Go ask Mummy for boobie. Daughter: Bite? Husband: No, we don’t bite! Daughter: Yes, bite boobie! Husband: No you cannot bite my boobie! Argh! She clearly tried to bite him (yes we’re in that phase, yay) as I could hear him essentially wrestling her off until she crawled across him to me for a cuddle and fell back to sleep.
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if your mama & my mama grew up as friends.... WE COUSINS
໊@therarebaby26 Nov 2025
what is black math?
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Being depressed and sober will definitely give you understanding on how folks become addicts
𝓐𝓺𝓮𝓮𝓵𝓪𝓱🧚🏼
@aqee_sofineMay 21
been raw dogging my depression but i just had a glass of wine now i see why people drink when they sad now
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i can't go on pinterest there are too many good images sometimes i get too hyped
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Why do clothing stores make the changing rooms so small? I’m trying to see if the trousers fit, not participate in a fitness challenge.
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Airport Wi-Fi asking you to watch an advert before connecting is ridiculous. People are trying to check their flights, not attend a marketing seminar.
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PE in High School was insane bc wdym I just ran a mile, have 5 minutes to go to change & refresh, & now I have to sit in Math class for an hour???????????????????
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Reechmilly
@ReechmillySep 27
One thing about niggas,they don't play bout the women they cheating on😂😂😂
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@clicsznSep 27
i have no energy when i have no money.
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Dave
@heyydave_Sep 27
i think one of the biggest signs of maturity is realizing you don’t have to respond to everything that annoys you.
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Bammy
@YoushldfwBammySep 27
The right people hear you differently.
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@47djvSep 27
as men we need to start getting on our knees and begging women to stay
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Smitec
@MiTechComm25Sep 27
Admitting you don't know something immediately shuts down a trap; pretending to know gives a manipulator total control over your ignorance.
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Nuelxx
@nuel_szySep 27
ADHD is being able to clean someone else's entire house when they need help, but staring at your own room for 15 hours trying to figure out where to even start.
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@Draxnati0nSep 27
keep your head up, you knew it was fake love.
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Mej🧸
@MejSznSep 27
The weekend always starts with “I’m going to rest” and ends with “how is it Monday already?”
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zayden
@pemilo123Sep 27
Remember if you ever call a neurodivergent person "dramatic" just remember that they feel emotions 10x more than a neurotypical person..
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BUCHI🌱
@onyebuchi0234Sep 27
Show some love and mind your business,it's called lifestyle.
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ZAHEER!@_zhaheerSep 27
i want a life where random sundays feel worth celebrating.
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