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The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them.
-Turkish Proverb
It’s happening!!! 🤞🤞🤞
Iowa Poll: Kamala Harris leapfrogs Donald Trump to take lead near Election Day. Here's how desmoinesregister.com/story/… via @DMRegister
Alan Beiagi retweeted
The United States has the strongest economy in the world.
ALT The United States Has the Strongest Post-Pandemic Recovery in the World Real GDP Recovery in the G7 Relative to Pre-Pandemic
Polls have been wrong every election, and will be wrong again this cycle. Polls can't predict a. the turnout (how many), and b. composition (makeup) of the electorate.
We Are!
#PennState
This is wild! “Hosts” of an AI-generated podcast discover they are not real:
instagram.com/p/DAigq9HA5H4/…
Imagine stepping out to this as an opposing team #WeAre #PennState
Polls are underestimating Kamala's strength, not 'shy Trump' voters. Polls turnout models are outdated, and this year, more women and young people will vote. That benefits Kamala, not Trump. 2024 is a different game than 2016.
#Boston sport fan dream: #Bruins and #Celtics in playoffs and you can watch both simultaneously on YouTube #Multiview. #RedSox also winning.
Rest In Peace "Der Kaiser" Franz Beckenbauer. The 7-year old me wanted to grow up to be him. One of the greatest players, coaches, and managers to ever play the game. He revolutionized the sweeper position, and made Adidas track suites world famous.
Franz Beckenbauer has passed. This is long but you’ll see why.
Lucky to have spent time with him at a charity event 18 years ago where I had done a comedy set. He came over to say he that appreciated my “I’m the only Iranian comedian in the world, which is technically 3 more than Germany” joke.
I wasn’t sure if he was being serious so asked if it was offensive to him and he said “not at all.” I asked why. He said “because I am NOT German. I am Bavarian.” I asked what’s the difference, he said “big difference. I have a soul.” When I laughed he suddenly went all mock mechanical and Teutonic “Ya, I am zo funny. You vant I write jokes for you?” and then proceeded to tell stories of Germans who thought they were funny but who were, in his opinion “less funny than Geoff Hurst goal that never crossed the line. Imagine!”
To win everything in a football you have to be sharp. And funny, obviously.
RIP a wonderful human being ❤️
Alan Beiagi retweeted
David Attenborough is now narrating my life
Here's a GPT-4-vision + @elevenlabs python script so you can star in your own Planet Earth:
🌐 34 million images created using AI per day! The AI image generation craze is accelerating. Are you on board? #ImageGeneration #AIStatistics
👥 With 15 million users, Midjourney is leading the way in AI image creation! #Midjourney #AIRevolution
🚀 Adobe Firefly reached 1 billion images in just 3 months! Innovation at its peak. #AdobeFirefly #PhotoshopAI
📸 15 billion Images Have Been Created with AI in just a year! It took photographers 150 years to reach that mark. #AIImageStatistics #PhotoRevolution
