Abi Bechtel

ALT An image of the goose from Untitled Goose Game against a dark green background. The goose is holding the Twitter bird logo in its beak.

ALT Screenshot of Akron Beacon-Journal headlined, It has to stop: Mom of 15-year-old shot by Akron police officer demands change. Under a photo of the boy shot by the officer is a list of key takeaways, beginning, A 15-year-old with a fake gun was shot in the hand April 1 by an officer. … The officer, who was once fired and then reinstated by the city, is on paid administrative leave.

ALT A paragraph from further down the article that says, Westlake’s history of disciplinary action. Westlake’s personnel file showed a disciplinary record for several incidents that occurred while he was on and off duty, including one in which he pulled a weapon on his girlfriend while intoxicated.

ALT A screenshot of a tweet from ICE T (@finallevel) dated 4/8/10, which says, “ Hey @aimeemann stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time.. Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T”

ALT An iceberg, photographed by Ken Pretty in Conception Bay, Newfoundland, on 4/27/23. The iceberg is penis-shaped. Like very, very penis-shaped. Imagine Poseidon’s frozen wiener rising out of the dark blue-green waters of the North Atlantic to point proudly at the sky, waves crashing against his icy balls. Majestic.

ALT Another photo of the dickberg by Ken Pretty, this time from farther away, so that the icepeen is framed perfectly by a U-shaped piece of iceberg. Nature is healing.

ALT An image of a painted vase showing Chiron in profile; he has an entirely human body, but the back half of a horse protrudes from his lower back. He is wearing a long robe or toga on his human part, which leads one to wonder if he has a human dick in front plus a horse dick in back.