Web2 Me Vs Web3 me

... overall consensus... there are a lot of NGMI bot lookin accounts out here in these WEB3 streets.. 🫤 Happy to do my part in filtering out the ABSOLUTE TRASH from this @themutualfun list... 🤝

To: @TheMutualFun Chairman, Seat 0 Re: Application for the position of Seated Person (m/f/chair) Dear Chairman, I am writing to apply for one (1) TMF Pass, which I understand converts into two (2) Seats. I only have the one body but I am a fast learner. Previous experience: - Othereggs. Position sought: seat. Outcome: standing. - Rillaz. Position sought: seat. Outcome: standing, now with experience. - OSWiki: Still waiting for the outcome. My understanding of the role: 1. There are 4,001 Seats: Five funds of 800, plus yours. 2. A pass is soulbound and burns for two Seats at 0.01 ETH each. All of that ETH goes to the five funds. 3. My fund is assigned by a blockhash that doesn't exist yet. 4. Each Seat owns a Briefcase, an onchain account where dividends land. If I sell the Seat, the Briefcase goes with it. 5. Holding earns nothing. I must enroll with $TMF, half burned, half into my fund. Then I vote weekly, and every thirteenth week, we vote on whether the fund should continue. 6. Two Seats can merge into one Corner Office. No new Seat can ever be made. 7. $TMF: 401,000 per Seat, minted once, no team allocation. Launch tax opens at 99% and drops a point a minute, and half of it becomes liquidity. 8. No owner, no upgrade, no pause switch. Nobody can fire me. Nobody can fire anybody. Skills: Master's in project management. References: none. Both rejected me. Availability: immediate. Actually I am already standing outside the building. Regards, Tipitee (or if you prefer: TPT)

This is the collab shit I DO LIKE! Thanks to @web3gatsby for going above and beyond. He reached out, built a dope website and a cool process, properly branded and themed, with the purpose of finding their best holders to bring into the TMF fam. Respect. Made it super easy.