@absdead

my name is literally not AK?? all i know is i kept it trill • writing and editing @edmidentity • 18+ 🔗👇🏼

 hair in the wind
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Joined June 2012
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@buffysMar 17
post your body card
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why haven’t they invented the AI that folds my laundry yet 😒
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cornbread Bitch
@wobblymami23h
I still can’t believe I got to go from a three hour Pretty Lights set straight to Mountain Grass Unit on Saturday night I felt like a wet dream
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bri love@mclovenxoxoOct 27
how did she think she could get away with an upper bleph????
cinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticOct 27
Jennifer Lawrence photographed for The Cut 📸
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@notmadsdanaeOct 26
“wtf is wrong with you??” you mean like today or in general
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wowwwie i already had fomo about MGU playing hulaween… come to find out they got to play the spirit lake stage at NIGHT?! bro 😭❤️‍🩹 that’s so sick good for them
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ok guys I tried out a private nail tech for a couple of months and it just isn’t working. I get severe social anxiety/social exhaustion at beauty appointments, and she’s quite immature and takes 2 hours for simple nails. i just can’t 😔 not to mention she’s a 30 min drive
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the way I literally quit being a beauty service provider when i was making good money doing lashes, all because I CANNOT do the socializing thing. it’s the absolute worst part of pink collar jobs, but it’s funny cuz other people absolutely thrive in it and LOVE that part
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never relying on the previous nights’ time stamps to try to get ahead of set break ever again. we missed that entire fucking creek dude. the entire thing.
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fucking mega corp bought out the best burger and brew chain in the whole southeast i’m so fucking annoyed. good food is fr becoming a thing of the past
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Freya Faye 🫀@hexgrlfrndOct 26
sometimes your favorite porn girlies have to take a multi year break in order to get healthy and get new tattoos and get their lives in a place where being hot is a natural expression of their inner self + not something turned on and off for cameras
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wait so i’m dying to know how @gabb_riii set went last night 🥹
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Genie@lettersfromjunoOct 24
You guys underestimate how dangerous people actually are. People get killed for honking at cars. It doesn’t matter your tone, intentions, etc. you never really know when people are ready to go out and they have no problem taking others with them
c ♡@skinofmyteethsOct 21
i’m at the mall and a woman stopped walking right in front of me so as i passed her i said “first day on earth?” and SHE FOLLOWED ME INTO A STORE TO CONFRONT ME
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our scene is so fucking close minded. lmao like i already knew y’all hate Billy, but for insta to cut my reach by over half bc that’s how abnormally low my engagement is… is really telling. y’all claim to be music lovers but can’t stand a real fucking instrument it’s so weird
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birthday Billy year 3 might’ve been the best yet ❤️‍🔥
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the swirl whisperer@dharmapartyOct 25
All right so between Billy @ Orion, PL @ Hula, and Reslang/Mickman/Jade @ Red Rocks, last night was one of those hella epic nights of music across the country. lol sick.
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i hate when pizza has those nasty little chode pepperonis that are shaped like cups and collect the grease. i hate that shit.
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friendscallmeJay@JaypottaOct 25
BREAKING NEWS: ‘I Like Train Songs’ opener tonight at Orion LFG🔥🔥🔥
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😵‍💫😵‍💫 🚂
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ohhhh so they’re gonna force me to pay for premium now? because what the actual fuck is this.
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my facebook says i’m 30 today because i’m part of the zillennial facebook boom and was 11 when my mom made me a profile so we had to tell it i was 13 😔😔😔 i tried to change it years ago and facebook went all FBI on me
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