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martin odegaard’s publicist • wife guy • caribeña 🇯🇲🇨🇺

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kahel 🔞@kahelmoanApr 2
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Getting accused of being lightskin…..the worst fate I could ever receive
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Dakota Renae@dakotaarenae22h
Excellent news- the kitten I thought was going to die last week is thriving. She has a mommy in my brother’s dog and it’s literally the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. She’s beautiful and perfect and fuck the person that left her to die 💕
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Dakota Renae (@dakotaarenae) profile pictureDakota Renae@dakotaarenaeNov 2
My brother rescued a sick, soaking wet and hardly breathing kitten today and so fingers crossed she makes it but fuck it’s got me so upset. I won’t leave mine alone because I just cannot imagine her ever suffering like that. Wish only the worst for people that hurt cats.
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destiney bleu@destineybleuNov 11
Fun fact. Skims’ factories are rated lower than Shein’s, and received a 0 out of 150 on their Fashion Accountability Report. They are not transparent about their factories and labor practices overseas + have sweatshop accusations and faced domestic labor lawsuits in California.
Happy_Chillmor3 (@HChillmor3) profile pictureHappy_Chillmor3@HChillmor3Nov 11
Unfortunately, quality material matters. Even in the case of Kim’s BROKE A$$.
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broad medical advice is also transphobic, fat phobic and anti black. I’m so tired of niggas falling for this bullshit
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you are truly evil if you’re trying to imply beans and rice is bad for black folk when it’s literally a staple in every black culture
🇭🇹 ayiti libre! 🇭🇹 (@evenmoredan) profile picture🇭🇹 ayiti libre! 🇭🇹@evenmoredanNov 11
fun fact, ~1 in 10 black men and ~1 in 15 black women in the US have a disorder that dissolves their blood cells when they eat fava beans. broad medical advice says to avoid legumes in general bc of cross-contamination in processing. imagine trying to be vegan without legumes
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sabrina 🌸@lutzlysaNov 11
what the fuck did they have them doing down at real sociedad 😭😭😭
vic🌷 (@chocozubii) profile picturevic🌷@chocozubiiNov 10
me estoy meando
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dot@nbgirlboyfieNov 10
not on here much anymore but check out my chiikawa cosplay
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91@0x091rNov 8
"yes, in excess of 90% of the trans people murdered each year are trans women, but have you considered that an event remembering trans deaths made a vague suggestion that they'll prefer them as speakers? ...no, they haven't rejected my request to speak. but, like, they might."
totally dont have rabies (@xXMorgueMuttXx) profile picturetotally dont have rabies@xXMorgueMuttXxNov 7
A group in the city I live in is organising an even for trans day of remembrance and I am looking forward to attending. They are actively looking for trans speakers, so I applied (havent heard back yet), but said they will prefer trans woman. This is genuinly crazy to me. 1/2
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flo@goldengaardNov 8
saliba
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@ArsenalAcademyNov 8
🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠 𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪ ©️ Salmon captains the side 🪄 Dowman pulling the strings 💫 Harriman-Annous in attack Let's leave it all out there, Gunners! ⚡️Live on The Arsenal #AFCU21 | #U21PL
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bela🦦★★@kccsmithNov 8
alessia
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Freddie Cardy (@CardyFreddie) profile pictureFreddie Cardy@CardyFreddieNov 8
Arsenal Women’s last seven goals have all been scored by Alessia Russo
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s.@OnlyWilo_Nov 7
STOP asking girls to explain the offside rule you better ask havertz
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flo@goldengaardNov 7
my captain #mycaptain
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Madueke you’re on cam g
Rubi Rose (@RubiRose) profile pictureRubi Rose
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My friend brought me a baby goat lol
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Arsenal
@ArsenalNov 7
ODEGAARDDDD!!!! The skipper reacts quickest to fire home Noni's initial blocked effort 💥 🔴 1-0 🔵 (72)
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Lulag Archipelago@MissPavIichenkoNov 6
“Hi, dermatologist here!”
yes? (@bchessaysht) profile pictureyes?@bchessayshtNov 4
we are never getting out of the patriarchy
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Why are my eyes sweating
Arsenal (@Arsenal) profile pictureArsenal
@ArsenalNov 6
Reliving the skipper's journey to 250 games 🫡 🤝 @GeminiApp
An image of Martin Odegaard celebrating with a Google Gemini prompt which reads: 'Hey Gemini, break down Martin Odegaard's road to 250 Arsenal Appearances.'

ALT An image of Martin Odegaard celebrating with a Google Gemini prompt which reads: 'Hey Gemini, break down Martin Odegaard's road to 250 Arsenal Appearances.'

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@ArsenalNov 6
Reliving the skipper's journey to 250 games 🫡 🤝 @GeminiApp
An image of Martin Odegaard celebrating with a Google Gemini prompt which reads: 'Hey Gemini, break down Martin Odegaard's road to 250 Arsenal Appearances.'

ALT An image of Martin Odegaard celebrating with a Google Gemini prompt which reads: 'Hey Gemini, break down Martin Odegaard's road to 250 Arsenal Appearances.'

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Image of Martin Odegaard and the captain badge with Gemini response that reads: 'Ascension to Captaincy. Given the armband at 23, Odegaard rewarded Arteta's faith with an incredible individual campaign. He steered the midfield with 15 Premier League goals, including a masterclass'

ALT Image of Martin Odegaard and the captain badge with Gemini response that reads: 'Ascension to Captaincy. Given the armband at 23, Odegaard rewarded Arteta's faith with an incredible individual campaign. He steered the midfield with 15 Premier League goals, including a masterclass'

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