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arjun@arjUnusualNov 9

Meanwhile, some people are just born in countries like Norway. Life's so unfair.

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@GrachidexNov 5

Going to bed with a clean kitchen is a small act of self-care.

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Tokio Berry@tokiotalksNov 3

We used to go to the computer lab, spend some time online, then get up and LEAVE THE ENTIRE INTERNET BEHIND.

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Fuckin’ Princess

@8WithaTiaraNov 3

"Maybe if you go to bed you will feel better in the morning" is the human equivalent of "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

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Emma Weisblatt@OldboatieNov 2

I’m not overthinking. Things are overhappening.

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Girth Vader II@lovvewolfOct 24

Elon Musk found us here. We’re indigenous to this land.

@stockbellaOct 22

If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?

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🅶🅾🆁🅺

@Raclure03Oct 21

La fin est juste géniale 😂😂😂😂

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☆Stacey☆@StaceyB_1980Oct 15

I’m an adult in the same way a tomato is a fruit. Technically, yes. But not really.

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El Coronel Aureliano Buendía@c89buendiaOct 13

في وسط كل اللي بيحصل ده طالعين هنا بيتخانقوا مين العرب العاربة والمستعربة! مفيش عرب عاربة ومستعربة يا شباب خلاص، العرب دلوقتي عرب قاحبة وعرب مستقحبة.

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@AmeliaRodrigJanOct 12

This gotta be the best 🧃 joke ever 😅

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@DadsaysjokesOct 11

Image from Dad Jokes (@Dadsaysjokes)

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mark@mmarkgmOct 10

i would love to see claude bring back the light in my eyes

@craigweissOct 7

claude can basically do anything for you now. literally anything.

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@TheTweetOfGodOct 8

It's always a small minority of enormous assholes who make life unpleasant for the large majority of regular-sized assholes.

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Paul 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿@paulsquire1970Oct 7

😂😂😂

Image from Paul 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 (@paulsquire1970)

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and we’re a luxury airline

@itssthyherinmeOct 6

Went on a date last night & dude told me this was his birth mark 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Image from 𝐊 ✰ (@itssthyherinme)

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PATHER@patchagilOct 7

Image from PATHER (@patchagil)

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@TonyMichaelXOct 5

Image from TONY (@TonyMichaelX)

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Jean-François Thibault-L’automobiliste de Montréal@automtl514Oct 3

« Sans voiture, il économise 4000 $ par année. » Sans logement : 18 000 $ Sans nourriture : 8000 $ Sans électricité : 1500 $ Sans téléphone : 1000 $ Sans vêtements : 1000 $ Sans déodorant : 100 $ Sans sous-vêtements : 150 $ Sans enfants : des dizaines de milliers de dollars Et sans vivre, il économise encore plus. La Presse devrait en faire un dossier….🤦‍♂️

Image from Jean-François Thibault-L’automobiliste de Montréal (@automtl514)

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NO CONTEXT HUMANS

@HumansNoContextOct 3

Image from NO CONTEXT HUMANS (@HumansNoContext)

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‘If men could get pregnant, you could get an abortion from a vending machine’ — Sharon Stone says men would promote quick and easy abortions if they could get pregnant, making Michelle Obama laugh out loud

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