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@acarlsen
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@acarlsen
Oct 20
Wtf. I walk the dog and the market runs 70 points.
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@acarlsen
Sep 3
Why did we ramp 40 points in 20 minutes?
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@acarlsen
Aug 6
When did deodorant get so expensive? Wtf.
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@acarlsen
Aug 4
$MSFT
casually up 25% in 4 days.
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@acarlsen
Jun 5
Stop selling you monkeys.
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@acarlsen
Apr 15
Wtf is this
$MSFT
rally.
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@acarlsen
Mar 2
War in Iran. Check. Strait of Hormuz closed. Check. Vol down on the day. Check. Wut?
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@acarlsen
Feb 5
Technology challenged boomers with be the end of me.
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@acarlsen
Feb 22
This x2.
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@acarlsen
3 Dec 2025
🤘
#SpotifyWrapped
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@acarlsen
19 Oct 2025
The crown of France lies in the gutter...
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@acarlsen
15 Oct 2025
Can we go one day this week without a 100pt move?
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@acarlsen
16 Oct 2025
Update: No
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@acarlsen
26 Jun 2025
Why is half the shit in my feed a bunch of Turkish slop.
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@acarlsen
5 Jun 2025
Can they both shut up so the market can rally?
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@acarlsen
8 May 2025
Vatican 51st state?
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@acarlsen
19 Mar 2025
$VXX
spreads more blown out than your mom.
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@acarlsen
13 Mar 2025
🐻 starting to get horny. You know that that means.
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@acarlsen
10 Feb 2025
I guess the wedding is off.
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@acarlsen
28 Jan 2025
Yo
@Mike_Hunt_Sr
we can gamble on the weather now
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@acarlsen
3 Jan 2025
Aaaand we're out. 450% for the year's first trade.
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@acarlsen
30 Dec 2024
When spooz drops below the count, the world ends.
Count von Count
@CountVonCount
30 Dec 2024
Four thousand eight hundred seventy three!
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