Can I run fast? No. Am I good at video games? No. Do I know how to ballroom dance? No. But neither can penguins, and you're on my twt page, so what's up? Nice to meet you. Welcome to my tracker of hyperfixations.
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Gasper AU where vampires take over humanity and Guy is claimed by Jasper as his human/blood bag. (Happens after Talamasca) Guy thought for sure Jasper would want him dead, except just like at the Westcroft he's saving his life, again. Guy just doesn't understand why.
Was driving all day. Had great gasper fic thoughts that I couldn't get down because my boss was in the car to so doing a voice to text was out 🫠
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Jasper making Guy lift his head up using the tip of the claw on his index finger has the same energy as a duelist raising their opponents chin with the tip of their sword. I dont make the rules.
Tranmasc Guy definitely has the luck and lack of survival instincts to end up getting his period on the way to the Westcroft, not say anything about it, and STILL go in anyway.
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Me having a NSFW writing prompt but still being too shy/embarrassed/scared to post that kind of thing, even on discord groups specifically for that. How do people make it seem easy?!
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Truly rude to have such a shit day and to still have a03 be down so I have no fics to read to distract me.
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Please call your senators and tell them to vote no to this bill. It is going to do so much harm. The least of which will be I lose my job.
The Affordability and Jobs Act sounds like your electric bill. Unbelievably, it's about making it nearly impossible for the next president to undo what Trump is doing to our public lands.
PERMITS LOCKED IN. Once a federal permit is issued, a future admin can't pull it back unless it proves it in court. Unless an exception applies, period. If it can't, the company can sue the FedGov and be paid up to half of what it's already spent out of the U.S. Treasury.
And if the next president approves fewer due to caution, companies can sue the FedGov for half to all of what they expected to spend building them. The yardstick will be the last 5 years, the Trump years.
COURTS CAN'T STOP IT. The bulldozers keep going. If a judge finds a Fed agency broke the law on an environmental review, the only remedy is sending it back to fix its paperwork. No injunction, no canceling the permit. And you'd only have 150 days to sue instead of up to six years.
MINING ON SACRED GROUND. The bill overturns the 2022 ruling that blocked the Rosemont mine in Arizona from dumping nearly 2 billion tons of waste rock on public land with various Indigenous nations' burial sites. Miners could claim as many waste dumps on public land as they "reasonably need," for $400 a year per five-acre site.
TRIBES CUT OUT. Under this bill, agencies would not have to consult any Indigenous Tribes before approving projects that could harm sacred sites.
WILDLIFE. States could apply to take over endangered species reviews from federal scientists. Fifty states, fifty budgets, and Earthjustice says no federal backstop if they fail. States often get a cut of timber and mining money from federal land. The review clock shrinks from 90 days to 60.
WATER. The EPA would lose its power to veto wetlands permits, the power used to stop the Pebble Mine at Bristol Bay. (See my reply.)
The Senate vote is expected Monday, Nov. 9. That's why it's so urgent to call your senators. The bill is bipartisan. If you want to know more about who drafted it, that's in my first reply.
#DemsUnited
📷 westernpriorities. org
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Thinking about the fact that since Armand, Jasper, Daniel, and Guy all have the mind gift, how much of a click they would be. Can you imagine the running commentary on things? The sass.
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Gasper soulmate au where the first words spoken are tattooed on your skin. Thats an oldie but a goodie.
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