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mavis ✨🦇

@acertaingenius

she/her 𖤐 accidental witch, bee friend, excitable scientist. putting the fairy in nefarious since 1701. I can and will fight you.

 the void
Joined January 2011
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some days I think I’m a normal person and then other days I scroll through my saved snaps and it’s a video of me saying “weLCOME TO TODAY’S NEWS in which I aggressively talk to you about pumpkins”
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me, to pan, hunkered down suspiciously by the front door: are… are you bug hunting? pan: fuckin SCARPERS up the stairs me, loudly after him: YOU ARE THE ANIMAL CROSSING OF CATS
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what’s it like to say words that make sense
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to whichever dick knocked on my door FOUR times while I was in the shower: I’m ignoring you on purpose now
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I’m sat in a hot tub. under the stars
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the world could end in five minutes and I almost wouldn’t be mad
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I’m literally melting
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I HAVE SO MANY THURSDAY THINGS TO DO
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so today the fifty-something, ex-union rep, hardened and cantankerous old teacher in my department told me he’s very glad we haven’t disagreed over [obstacle] at work bc, and I quote, “I have the suspicion that if we fought I wouldn’t win”
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to be clear: there was never any danger of disagreement, but this statement is so overtly funny to me
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him: I wouldn’t fight you, mavis, because you could probably take me out me: 🥰 yeah
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listen, I KNEW I was going to become insufferable when Take Me Back To Eden dropped, but it’s actually destroying me
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don’t fucking speak to me about ascensionism either
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actually you know what just don’t fucking bother me while I desiccate to this fucking album unless you’re going to do it with me
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Sleep Token@Sleep_Token19 May 2023
‘Take Me Back To Eden’ is now yours to consume. sleep-token.com Worship.
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To celebrate the 5th anniversary of #DetroitBecomeHuman, we are giving away 5 signed copies of the OST Vol. 3 vinyl signed by Writer and Director @David__Cage. To enter, RT & follow @quantic_dream, and tag a friend Winners will be randomly selected on May 25th!
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to the false widow that tried to EAT me during my shed demolition: I dance on your grave
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so yesterday not only was I woken up by a fundraising door knocker, they had the hall to a) ask for money b) pause and ask if I’m OLD enough to donate ON MY OWN DOORSTEP
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thrilled that I apparently haven’t aged since 22 tho. she didn’t believe my actual age so I’m laughing
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vampire jokes can start now
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