i think about birds and linguistics and puzzles and little else & im currently doing a very bad job of trying to figure out how baseball works :^D
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this is more than any of my actual tweets the most dovekie coded tweet ever twoten teapawt.net/ipaddlearound/status/1…
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remember when google search was uncannily good and could find exactly what you were looking for even from a really vague prompt? i'm reminded of those times, as i have been looking for a particular meme for like 30 mins now and it hasn't even gotten close
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I actually like Cheesecake Factory and have enjoyed every meal I had there, but aside from their comically enormous menu and pretty good cheesecake, a big part of the enjoyment comes from the fact that it looks like you're dining in the tomb of the gayest pharaoh.
my little sister would do so well on here which is why she can never ever get on here. i have an unambitious spirit & arguing makes me feel bad so its fine for me but she loves 1. fights 2. talking about how beautiful a woman is
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Me: bro isn't it so romantic and intimate?? just you and me here. Completely alone
The evil entity possesing my body to do malicious evil things: What the hell sure
Do i have any followers who are into hockey. Celebrini is the rpf one right "why do you ask" Kid at work had a jersey on. Which is crazy dude like where the fuck do you think san jose is. Not here ill tell you that much
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People Magazine, you’ll never understand that Paddy Young is the true Sexiest Man of 2026 but that’s okay, because I know… and that’s all that matters #SNLUK.
People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive throughout the years:
2026: Noah Wyle
2025: Jonathan Bailey
2024: John Krasinki
2023: Patrick Dempsey
2022: Chris Evans
2021: Paul Rudd
2020: Michael B. Jordan
2019: John Legend
2018: Idris Elba
2017: Blake Shelton
2016: Dwayne Johnson
2015: David Beckham
2014: Chris Hemsworth
2013: Adam Levine
2012: Channing Tatum
2011: Bradley Cooper
2010: Ryan Reynolds
2009: Johnny Depp
2008: Hugh Jackman
2007: Matt Damon
2006: George Clooney
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The two most beautiful words on Wikipedia. Smallpox was the killer of infants. It was the crippler of those who survived. It was endemic. It was inevitable. Smallpox was, and is no more. Humanity stands triumphant over its carcass.
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i really never want to see lesbian discourse algorithmically recommended to me. No one wants me to form an opinion on what and what not exactly the lady-lovers of this grand world are allowed to do and how they should do it, least of all myself