𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕕𝕠𝕟'𝕥 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕥𝕠 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝 𝕒𝕤𝕙𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕪𝕠𝕦𝕣 𝕕𝕖𝕒𝕣 𝕠𝕝𝕕 𝔻𝕦𝕜𝕖 𝕐𝕠𝕦 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕗𝕖𝕚𝕘𝕟 𝕕𝕖𝕔𝕖𝕟𝕔𝕪 𝔻𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕠𝕟 𝕗𝕚𝕣𝕖? 𝕀 𝕤𝕖𝕖 𝕚𝕥 𝕥𝕠𝕠 ℂ𝕒𝕦𝕤𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦'𝕧𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕥 𝕒 𝕗𝕚𝕖𝕟𝕕 𝕚𝕟 𝕞𝕖!

Harvey, baby! As I live and breathe!

even now, her memory lives on (sniff sniff)

poor Harley, she was one of the funniest gals I knew before she died trying to be relevant . Sometimes I still hear her voice…

this is y’all’s goat??????

“I was feeling silly!”

Joker, of course, stumbles back with a laugh. “I haven’t actually done anything yet, but if you wanna skip straight to the vigilante brutality, be my guest!’

Joker holds out a bouquet, “Come now, you don’t want to know what I’m up to?”

“Why, I’m the Joker!”

“You could probably make money that way, buddy-boy!”

“Methods? I think Arkham would love your style!”

“You could start with how you ever got a job, if that’s how you respond to someone wanting to know more about you!”

“y’know, ghosty toasty, you haven’t really told me much about yourself!”

“What? You really expect the Joker to respect anyone’s wishes?”

joker waves with a big old smile. “Hiya, Batsy!”

“Wait, why am I respecting your wishes? That’s boring!” She spins back around, resting pops head in midair hands.

“And yet, I can’t even see the satisfied look on your nerdy face…”

he gasps, clasping his hands together oh-so-gleefully “Aww, ya think so??”

“Wellll, since you asked so nicely!” He spins on his foot , turning sound. the drink is, shockingly, not poisonous. whih means he was lying about the ingredients. It sort of tastes like a handful of jelly beans