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acpotus

@acpotus

son, father, astronaut

 Not Seattle
Joined March 2009
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So when are they gonna call it for Colom?
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I love LinkedIn notifications. Like none of them have anything to do with me, but it’s a nice button with a red circle with numbers on it that I get to press every time I go there.
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Beyond reprehensible
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@DecisionDeskHQNov 6
Decision Desk HQ projects Yes wins the WA Initiative Measure No. IL26-638 Sex Verification Requirements for Female School Sports Nonpartisan Ballot Question #DecisionMade: 9:04 PM EST Follow live results here: votes.decisiondeskhq.com/rac…
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Obama Wiger: uhhhh let me be frank
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Woke 5.0 is here
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@nytimesNov 5
Breaking News: California Governor Gavin Newsom spared the lives of everyone on death row in the state, commuting the sentences of 548 prisoners. nyti.ms/4zu9I2f
Newsom Commutes the Sentences of California’s 548 Death Row Inmates

Newsom Commutes the Sentences of California’s 548 Death Row Inmates

Gov. Gavin Newsom, in one of his last acts, commuted the sentences of all prisoners with death sentences, calling capital punishment morally objectionable. That’s about a quarter of death sentences...

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MONTANA WAS WINNABLE
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This is what a blue wave looks like
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Ok we’re fetterman proof now
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Still early but wtf Washington
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I feel like Apple TV apps are being too dramatic when they say stuff like “fatal error”
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It is better to have fucked around and found out than never to have fucked around at all
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Billy Evans is the most austin brained guy I’ve ever seen
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Watched this bills team almost lose to the Easton Stick chargers a few years ago. Anything’s in play.
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How come my dog never gets the flu
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How come my dog never gets a fever
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People with glasses have natural crackling fire shrapnel-to-eye resistance, but are susceptible to extra smoke-in-eye damage
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A moment *bang bang* a love *bang bang* a dream *bang bang* aloud *bang bang*
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Comedy *bang bang* comedy *bang bang* comedy *bang bang* comedy *bang bang*
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Rest in peace to Darcie Game ❤️🦋
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Is anyone talking about how Michael Giacchino copied the interstellar theme for spiderman
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