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🧵Ukraine just won its biggest offensive of the year by keeping it a secret from its own army.
Commander Biletskyi banned his officers from logging their advance on their battlefield app because it leaked. 1/🧵
Remember when Siberia was far, far away?
On Saturday, Ukrainian drones flew 1,500 miles and burned industry vital to Putin’s rockets, and Russia’s war bloggers found the man responsible: Elon Musk, for turning Starlink back on. 🇺🇦⬇️🎧
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🧵A Russian governor accused Ukraine of "particular cynicism" for bombing an Iskander missile plant at 6 PM because workers were heading home.
If a ballistic missile factory is off-limits when the shift ends, Russia expects total war to keep office hours. 1/🧵
In Ukraine, 270 prisoners returned home, including five men previously listed as dead.
Among them was Yevhenii, a marine musician held for 4.5 years in Mordovia, who immediately sang the song he had carried in his head for years: "Mordovia, farewell! Ukraine, meet me!" 13/
One country hides its dead and misspellings under plastic tarps. The other brings its men home to sing on camera.
When missile defense becomes a faith, reality is the ultimate blasphemy.
The Full Report: 14/🧵
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Ukraine put four British missiles through the roof of Putin’s Iskander plant. His governor complained about the timing: “An attack at rush hour.”
By 1 AM, all of Crimea was dark. Russia can no longer stop anything. It can only object to the hour. 🇺🇦⬇️🎧
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🧵Thirty Russian soldiers were crawling single-file through a 4-foot gas pipe into Kupiansk when Ukrainian troops climbed in behind them. Ukraine captured all 30, washed their kit in vinegar, and plugged Moscow's only tunnel into the city. 1/🧵
In Izhevsk, the mayor asked residents to pay for streetlights a month after defending a 19.5-million-ruble Christmas tree. Meanwhile, a Kremlin insider admitted: "There is nowhere to get off the boat anymore. We fight, we burn, we sink, we endure together." 12/
A military panicking over a phone call while relying on AI maps, single-file gas pipes, and drone bounties is not projecting power. They are trapped on a sinking boat, facing a nation that just bought its own space program.
The Full Report: 13/🧵
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