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𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝒹𝓈 𝒾𝓃𝓈𝒾𝒹𝑒 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝒹 (𝓈𝑜𝓁𝑜) Read: tl.gd/n_1sq5fa5

// Sorry about the absence and relative slowness! I'm in the last week of classes and then I have finals next week, but I should be on more regularly after that :) Thanks for your patience, everyone!

Is wondering when @_DavidAlleyne and @SpeedsterHalf are just gonna do it already?

Mɪɴɪᴍᴏғғs

𝕐𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕘 𝔸𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕘𝕖𝕣𝕤 Nᴏᴛ ᴘɪᴄᴛᴜʀᴇᴅ﹕ Tᴏᴍᴍʏ Sʜᴇᴘʜᴇʀᴅ

Teleports from his bedroom to the bathroom because he’s too tired to walk all the way down the hall.

So many aunts and uncles. If Bubby punches his cheek one more time, Billy’s gonna scream.

// Ok so who’s seen Thor? I can’t tell if the YA reference was intentional or coincidence, but I was SUPER pleased

Thoroughly regrets waking up this morning. Little brothers are so annoying...

Internally screaming. His hero must be educated. teapawt.net/PatrioticBooty/status/…

"I concur. Star twins it is."

Twins. Like, cosmic twins? Somehow, they're not the same kind of twins as Billy and Tommy. Weirder.

Shrug.

This is NOT funny. This is /hilarious/.

// IT’S HAPPENING

He raises one brow. If Kate is an adult, Billy is Sorcerer Supreme.

// Someone give me a Teddy to love on. I need this ship like I need air.

He’s, like, eighty percent sure he’s not going to make it to lunch without falling asleep. Pre-Algebra can eat his shorts. Well, pants today, but the point still stands.

@TheFaIsifier SMOOOOOOOOOCH.

// That awkward moment when you write a sad solo and TwitLonger isn't working :(