@adamftravis

I was bored so I ruined lunch...purposely. And I had fun doing it

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Joined August 2011
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laur 🛸@bridgehersJul 4
dancing with my girls only having two drinks then leaving
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U in dis shi alone no matter who round u
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🦋@SadgorlzaiApr 23
take me out of New York bro
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@lowkeyalbertApr 12
when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat
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`@literaturelisaApr 9
the problem with parents is that they are undiagnosed
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sweet afia
@elefaantzApr 8
is she insane ? a drive by cry is ridiculous
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Everyone is out of their fucking minds.
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gabe
@allgarbledApr 5
This will be how Claude treats us post singularity
Redd
@ReddCinemaApr 4
33-year-old fruit bat with arthritis goes on morning 'flights' to keep him active
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cole@juul_survivorApr 3
A venti ice water used to be the chicest possible thing a person could carry
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iamhunkydory
@itschergurlApr 1
Pressing Notify Anyway when my friends are on DND
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maya@mayaviatwittaMar 20
they’re not letting you into the collective unconscious bro
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if you’re so smart how come you never had a psychosis
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petey
@peteyburnMar 19
The secret to making plans as an adult is texting all your friends at 9:30am when everybody’s Adderall starts hitting
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sam marelich
@sammarelichFeb 10
new cold email template just dropped
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Grace
@gracecamille_Feb 4
Cause I’m too Marnie. And then I’m too fucking Ray
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Neet
@neet_solJan 30
Taking your job seriously is a sign of low intelligence
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chromatic.@juhmeerJan 16
just paid $10.26 for a coffee. let me know when yall ready to take it there
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LA Job market so bad I emailed Amanda Bynes to see if she needed a PA
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12-4 #JAXvsIND
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I’ve called off because I’ve gotten 7 hours of sleep instead of 8
shoshki@cherubiim_14 Dec 2025
Hearing people say they've never called off work in 40 years, as someone who has called off to play outside
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