The AI Student Housing Broker. Dad life. Enthusiast of hard gym days.

Portland, OR
Joined May 2009
Each point the ducks have scored this year has cost $202,586. (Assuming $47M roster.)
Oregon makes an in season firing at OC. The Ducks are averaging 14 PPG over the past 3 games.
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Pro Sales tip: If they hang up on you… Call right back. “Sorry, we got disconnected.” It Works.
Pro sales tip: If they don’t pick up, hang up and dial right back. A lot of people silence the first call out of habit.
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Nah man. Makes me a proud Portlander.
Gross, like wtf is this. Ruined a landmark
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My new Apple Watch has arrived. Thanks @eBay
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Get the word out. There’s gonna be a Blazers parade down broadway next June. Portland will be great again. This is the energy we need.
Nike unveils a new addition to Portland’s iconic downtown Stag sign, ahead of @JaMorant’s Trail Blazers debut today. 🎥: @djwicked
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Day 2 sentient of the NMHC student housing conference: No one knows what’s happening.
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AMEN.
Oregon State is and has always been a Power 5 team get fucked ESPN/FOX
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The turnover (mannequin) leg. Classic.
They look like they just forced a turnover on MNF
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Counterpoint, those overseas employees learn to use AI and are 3x more deadly
Have to imagine overseas/remote employees will be majorly wiped out my AI. Especially the ones doing “busy” work. Happening in real time in my personal work. I’m sure others are experiencing the same.
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This is question I ask myself daily. There’s a real need to feel alive and fulfilled in this world
i need way more adrenaline and dopamine in my life. outside of working, hanging with my girl, seeing friends, eating good food, and going on walks... what else do u guys actually do?
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Why do I love student housing brokerage? A property I’m selling is in this video. The intersection of college sports and real estate is a hella fun sandbox to play in.
you know what time it is, Corvallis 😏 — #TheDamStandard
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Currently reevaluating all of my life goals. Hood River Oregon.
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MORNING GYM OBSERVATION: Not a single YELLOW O in sight. ORANGE AND BLACK EVERYWHERE. #GOBEAVS HOW THE TIDES HAVE TURNED!
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You just witnessed a car flying. zoom out Sam. 125 years ago we were riding horses around. How is your mind NOT blown?
I hate to be the one to burst the Tesla bubble today, but the spectacular “flight” we witnessed at the Roadster reveal needs a little context. The car is carrying around 250kg of compressed air, plus the weight of the tanks, valves and thrusters needed to contain and release it. Based on the published figures, that gives it roughly 1.5–2 seconds of maximum thrust before the system needs to be refilled. In short, it's a gimmick.
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crying. spit up my coffee.
Tiger Woods driving a Genesis GV80 through Rancho Palos Verdes
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This is objectively hilarious
Love the practicality of the Roadster 🤦
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Feels like the world just changed direction in terms of what is possible.
BREAKING: Tesla's Roadster goes airborne, soaring over a row of Tesla vehicles in a live stunt at its unveiling event.
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Freddie Mac has 1.5B of affordable housing debt that is on their distressed asset list. 👀 We cant even make affordable housing work.
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