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Twitter lawyer/United Nations representative/genocide expert/sociologist/historian/hedge fund manager/the bleakest account on twitter #FactsOnly

I could eat a star
Joined July 2009
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People say my theories is backwards, I tell them sincerely, it’s clearly, you, hearing me backwards!
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at walmart rn and everyone looks abliterated and quantized
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and Day Zero
Everyday is zero-day these days
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What if I wore them before the Obama Administration
If you wore Dunks/SBs before the Pandemic, congratulations for not being a trendhopper.
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Kawawa naman yung baby ko 😭 Hindi ko pala narefill yung automatic feeder niya nung time na to. Huhuhuh isang piraso lang nakain niya diyan. Sorry bebe πŸ˜ͺ
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What a beautiful video. A mother and calf fell into a water tank. Both were rescued but during rescue the calf got separated from mother. Kurseong division staff brilliantly tracked the mother. It took 7 hours but they reunited them. Reaction of mother in last !! Gods work.
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Rabbit Falling Over Eating Grape (2020)
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Old is bad live in the eternal Year Zero join us won’t you the future is not bright but it’s now
It’s all so incredibly dated
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You better Run! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
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Paracetamol after seeing the pain inside me
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teaching my kids to never doom so they'll be out here steering rogue agents and dabbing on you pod people
Teens are telling their therapists they don’t believe there will be a world left for them when they grow up My family therapist told me therapists are talking about this with each other because none of them know what to say I can’t stop thinking about that
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Dog tells his owner his blind friend deserves a treat first.. πŸ₯Ί Dogs are the best.. 😊
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Bro was so mad, he cut through the grass 🀣🀣🀣
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i went my whole life not knowing porcupines made the craziest little noises
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Lmaoooo man leave that damn dog alone πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ the side eye is taking me out
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Why does nothing look like this anymore
Pure Futuristic Postmodernism at Palette, a West Hollywood restaurant designed by Anthony Machado (1984)
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i know i have an mp3 set rip from 2007 somewhere that hits all these notes in one mix
what kids these days don't seem to understand about aughts hipster culture is the extent to which being a hipster in the aughts was about being into disco, the-dream, baltimore club, the diplomats, and west african highlife music
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