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i’m too hyped for no reason at all let me 🧘🏻‍♀️

page up since 2024 but also that’s the year we won the natty so by the deluditive property we’re manifesting

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The greatest Christmas song never made, just needed some bells and a few lyric swaps

*ASIB

You don’t say.

I know when the eligibility period and film awards season is. I also know that Adele is not spending months begging for an Oscar.

But I also don't know how much to really weigh Cry To Heaven in predicting A5. If there's a theme it's different than if she's truly just acting, and regardless, it's award bait + a promo boost if decent but imho the movie's niche to be an ASAB moment commercially.

That being said if the movie (and a theme?) come early next year, and she's rolling out an album toward the end of the year, during voting season, it works. If they push the movie to the end of next year it's kind of ???

In my head A5's been late 2027 (3 years since final Vegas shows, 6 years since 30) and not a surprise release to allow for physicals... but the one thing throwing that is the obvious delay of Cry to Heaven from the end of this year.

In what world would Adele’s team confirm even a concept of a plan to the Telegraph though

i think some parts are true (paul) but the 39 is something fake they've either been fed or made up to go along with it which calls into question what other parts are/aren't true... anyway i will text lol

well i can be convinced of anything 🤡 the times denied the age thing anyway but the phrasing on that whole section is weird to me... i also think it's interesting they're saying she's not singing *in* the movie but never that she's not singing *for* the movie

british press needs to drop the 39 part of the story because it's the automatic tell it's fake lmao

thinking about how 25 was almost the worst album of all time before she locked in