I beat a thin man in a pie eating contest and a fat man in a pie not-eating contest.
Burbank, CA
Joined November 2010
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The ol' Twitter account got hacked, and it took 2 weeks for support to get back to me about it
(In case you were wondering why I suddenly seemed to become an NFT-superfan douche bag)
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the worst month of the year starts next week and this is still the best video on the internet teapawt.net/_lil_i_am/status/14885…
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Criterion Collection has announced they will be launching a channel on TikTok to reach a new audience with their preservation of classic films. Launching today, Criterion has posted My Dinner with André (1981) as it’s first upload.
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imagine buying twitter instead of building a 45 billion dollar library tower with gardens and water cascading down the side with one of every book ever written open to the public endowed for 10,000 years
Reminds me of those insulting promo tie-in Burger King ads from the 00's that just called it "Aragon's sword". Excuse me, but it was forged from the shards of Narsil. A little respect please
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I sent youse two to whack that freakin' guy and instead youse screwed it up like a couple of
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Actresses that never played Jerry Seinfeld’s date and the storyline they probably would’ve had.
Mariska Hargitay, “Amy”, a local weather woman. Jerry breaks up with her because she’s wrong about the weather one weekend. (Jerry misses a Mets game)
ALT Mariska Hargitay
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It is time for the world to truly know ANDROMEDA OF AETHIOPIA.
The classic Greek legend once deconstructed by time is now resurrected by African artists.
