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Renaissance nerd. Fangirl. Data scientist. She/her. Supercorp OTP. Fanfiction enthusiast. LEEEERRROOYYYY JEEEEENNNKKINSS!!!!

Bay Area
Joined February 2011
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I finally lost patience with my own ignorance, so I googled what a crop top is. It is half a shirt.
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Higher further faster, baby
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do royals list their pronouns as we/us/our
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"The only reason Kara and Lena aren’t considered legitimate love interests by so many is because one of them isn’t a man." Yeah this isn't at all infuriating. @TheCWSupergirl, this article boils down to: shit or get off the pot. Please stop shitting on us. 😞
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I love this ad campaign so much. I mean, I have zero control over what insurance plan my employer uses, but @nickjonas gives me hope for destigmatizing mental health. I'd love to see more celebrities encouraging people to consider that mental health *is* physical health.
.@NickJonas talks exercise and the connection between physical and emotional health. bit.ly/2YCxLOc #CignaBodyAndMind
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I was confused by this casting but now it all makes sense
He’s just not a people person. #DolittleMovie
FYI if you need to cry today, this had tears streaming down my face on the train, which was not at all deeply uncomfortable for the dude sitting next to me.
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It's a venn diagram of powerful synergy, lifting my soul
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I'd say happy #WorldMentalHealthDay but that would defeat the point.
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The purest, most rewarding act of fandom I've ever seen is how Archer fans react to every mention of an ocelot ever 😂
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This explains better than I realized why I tried rewatching Angel twice, but never made it past the first season. Why let myself get attached to the female characters again when their endings made me feel sick. 😞 I still like the puppet episode, though.
I have never felt more seen or understood than by this journalist’s expression of all I have never been able to articulate or say myself. Simply, Thank you. 20 Years Later, and the Women of Angel Still Deserves More | TV Guide tvguide.com/news/angel-anniv…
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This is the first tweet I've read where the comments left me so sad about people. I'm celebrating! You don't get to be leader by being Captain America or strongest; you get to be leader by being the person everyone trusts to take care of them. Her being strongest is a plus. 😜
Captain Marvel will soon take on Captain America's role in the MCU, becoming the new Avengers leader! buff.ly/2ALjRMf
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I mean, anyone who'd rather have Dr. Strange or The Hulk is welcome to, but if I had to pick a champion to protect me I would DEFINITELY take Miss Headbutts Thanos 🔥
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Damn it, now you're saying I can't eat chickens, either? 😮 Cows have best friends, pigs can play videogames, and now I owe chickens a solid. I have to avoid any and all internet videos of fish ever or I'm absolutely screwed.
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The only UFO I would love to see
Captain Marvel spotted 👇
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Don't mind if I do
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I just want you all to know that the #Saskia on my timeline today means I can't open Twitter for the next ten hours. 😒 This is dreadfully inconvenient but also 100% the right outcome so I'm not sure how to feel about it. 🧐 Your giddiness brings me joy. See you in ten hours.
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THE FACEPALM THROUGH THE HEAD 😂😂😂
WELL CARMILLA S01 BITS BASICALLY PART 2
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No Carmilla fan should miss out on this video because I am CRYING with laughter on my way to work. Non-Carmilla fans: this will make zero sense. I hope you find your cry-laughter elsewhere!
carmilla s01e01 basically
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KATIE MCGRATH AHSDHASH & MEL'S LAUGH IN THE BACKGROUND?? I'M DEAD teapawt.net/dunnomaybeyou/status/1…
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