@aevynvale

pressure is a privilege | @redbullracing × @realmadrid

Joined October 2025
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Æ@aevynvaleOct 20
The masculine urge to die for a greater cause
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@PopBaseOct 27
Noah Wyle has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.
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Idk man you can decide for yourself
#HAROLDEDWARDKANE2026@footastro5Oct 27
anyway now that kane won the ballon d’or i need someone to look at me in the face and tell me the actual difference between 25/26 kane and 11/12 cristiano
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People criticise Mbappé for being so robotic, but the second he tries to act like a normal human being, bro triggers a diplomatic crisis. Maybe the robotic mode is for world peace lol.
Lucía Taboada
@TaboadaLucia21h
Se sale en el clásico, pierde el Balón de Oro, crea un conflicto diplomático y obliga a Tebas a usar el traductor chino de ChatGPT en menos de 48 horas. La verdad es que el arco argumental de Mbappé no te lo firma ni Scorsese.
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ماكرون يخاف منه هدد رئيسه البارغواي المطلوب الاول في الصين 🐐
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ISRAEL ELECTIONS 2026 BAAL 26% MOLOCH 16% SATAN 21% BELCEBU 14%
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Cada día me cae mejor Mbappe. Al man le pasan una cosas que parecen sacados de una serie de comedia.
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We failed as a community the moment we gave this absolute shitshow the recognition it never deserved. We didn’t just lower the bar, we buried it.
Madrid Xtra
@MadridXtra16h
❗️Croatia journalist votes for the Ballon D’Or: 1. Rodri 2. Erling Haaland 3. Lionel Messi 4. Ferran Torres 5. Kylian MBAPPÉ 6. Harry Kane 7. Pau Cubarsí 8. Vitinha 9. Ousmane Dembele 10. Jude BELLINGHAM @CroatiaFooty 🇭🇷
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Lol we all grew up thinking this was normal
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Fuck cancel culture
Kylian Mbappé
@KMbappeOct 27
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Mao Zedong is under any single social metric a dictator. Not a single popular election, single government party and lifetime leadership. Not even taking into account the millions of deaths under his reign. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mao_Zedong
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-1:27 holy smokes!
ManUtdMayhem
@ManUtdMayhemOct 26
Luis Nani was so underrated 🇵🇹 🔥
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The greatest Ballon d’or winner of all time
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Coldest Ballon d'Or oat and it's not even close
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Alexia Putellas there was absolutely no reason to be a lesbian
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@Sxne19iv2Oct 26
Deserved for Kane tho nice career achievement award just that 555,237,619 has robbed Haaland and Lewa when they had better seasons than this
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Mbappé’s real #BallonDor
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Messi finished above Olise
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How is sadio mane in the ballon d'or and no ronaldo? Unc deadass has had a better 25/26
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Jude outside top 10? These clowns omds
Ballon d'Or
@ballondorOct 26
Ranked at the 11st place of the 2026 Ballon d’Or @BellinghamJude @realmadrid @England #ballondor
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Ronaldo was one Ballon d’Or away from overtaking #him after being 4-1 down, and they gave it to Modric
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@totalcristianoOct 26
This Ballon d’Or presentation was definition of AURA.
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