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luke

@afcbollocks

formerly twenny two, now twenny three

 Manchester, England
Joined April 2019
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put the fries in the bag quansah bro #lfc
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🚨⚠️ EXCL: Éderson to Manchester United, deal OFF and considered as collapsed as Man Utd informed Atalanta. Atalanta believe Éderson is 100% fit and will welcome the midfielder back as part of their squad, as Man United changed their plans. Éderson won’t join #MUFC.
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65' - Bournemouth substitution: Glenn Murray comes on for the injured Josh King. #mufc
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stocks for next szn 📈
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Karim Bellarabi
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little old bournemouth selling to madrid…. go well deano😔
Real Madrid C.F. (@realmadrid) profile pictureReal Madrid C.F.
@realmadrid17 May 2025
Comunicado Oficial: Huijsen. #RealMadrid | #WelcomeHuijsen

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BREAKING🚨 Dean Huijsen has torn his ACL. The defender (20) is hot on the radars of many European Giants, however he is now expected to miss 5-7 months of action. (Afcbollocks)🥇 #fpl #afcb #PremierLeague
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my heads so hot man
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#lufc I’ll happily admit that you were right about sinisterra, bloke is made of fucking fibreglass and that’s being generous. adams however is a belter and he’s stayed fit for the most part. let’s call it a draw? #afcb
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jordan fucking henderson in 2025
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one. more. james. wade.
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🚨As expected, Dean Huijsen starts tonight, following his miracle recovery from an ACL injury🚨 thank you all for playing x
luke (@afcbollocks) profile pictureluke@afcbollocks25 Feb 2025
BREAKING: Dean Huijsen has torn his ACL during training today. The Spaniard is expected to be out for 5-7 months. (afcbollocks)
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BREAKING: Dean Huijsen has torn his ACL during training today. The Spaniard is expected to be out for 5-7 months. (afcbollocks)
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one the best away performances of all time for this club, 11 senior players out, going away to a team who’s won 9/9 on the spin. this. is. the. season. europe. #afcb
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mood #afcb
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season over. was fun.
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Fabrizio Romano (@FabrizioRomano) profile pictureFabrizio Romano
@FabrizioRomano8 Jan 2025
🤕🍒 After Evanilson whocsuffered a broken foot, @relevo reports Enes Ünal has torn his ACL in training. Bad news for Bournemouth with January window to become key to help Andoni Iraola’s team.
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AFC Bournemouth 🍒 (@afcbournemouth) profile pictureAFC Bournemouth 🍒
@afcbournemouth7 Jan 2025
An injury update on Cherries striker Evanilson ⬇️

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leicester hate watch complete - crap side
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afc bournemouth football establishment may well be venturing into at the bare minimum the green european competition next szn and that is a-okay with me #afcb
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