Perpetually waiting for lunch time. 🏳️🌈she/her
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Live in Baltimore long enough and no matter where you go you are always somehow 3 blocks from someone you dated
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Tonight is bigger than the game.
ALT Celebrating LGBTQ+ Pride In lieu of game coverage and in celebration of Pride Night, we will be using our account to share resources, facts, and statistics about LGBTQ+ issues. Tonight is bigger than the game. We believe baseball is for everyone and will keep fighting until all feel welcome in our sport, on the field, and in the stands.
Now if Queer Ultimatum had a queer host, everyone would be introduced by their pronouns and zodiac sign
Next year I am making one of my kids hold an “end of line” sign as part of my master plan to make my classroom indistinguishable from a Trader Joe’s
I need this more than I’ve ever needed anything ever
New life goal: An episode of Abbott Elementary where Janine goes to Baltimore with Gregory and there’s a salt box reference. And, yes, I am shameless enough to tag @quintabrunson
Yes I chose to work in public education and they are fictional characters who chose to work at a fashion magazine but not a day goes by that I’m not jealous of the Bold Type ladies for wearing crop tops to work
Time for Passover prep aka my mom telling me stories of how everyone in the neighborhood reacted to me being a lesbian
Who needs journaling when I can figure out how I’m feeling based on which Taylor Swift album I choose to listen to?
Me: H you need you clean up that folder because you knocked it on the ground
H: NO!
Also me: H could you clean up that folder? A troll must have come in through the window and knocked it on the ground!
H: *giggling* Okay!
Send help
My moms favorite new thing is to tell me about every person she has come across who also has a gay daughter