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Installing Starlink internet everywhere — Dreams of These Times

Elon Musk was installing his Starlink internet everywhere, and eliminating competition so that we would all be required to use it. This way he could control who has access to internet and when....

The Nation itself hanging over me — Dreams of These Times

I am in a cave, crawling out. The ceiling above me is the underside of a huge globe of stone. I feel I’m in danger – it could fall and crush me – and yet I imagine that it won’t, I imagine the force...

A bald eagle dying — Dreams of These Times

A bald eagle flies directly into an asphalt surface that resembles a high school track. Remarkably she doesn’t die immediately, but is mortally injured. She is very nice. I can’t find a phone to call...

He did not want lentils — Dreams of These Times

I was working with a group that was supposed to be making sandwiches for kids. The group was very disorganized and after a lot of time spent dithering around, I decided to just get started… I picked...

Zelenskyy was my boss — Dreams of These Times

I had the most political dream last night: I dreamt that Zelenskyy was my boss at some manufacturing job, and he was being pressured by tech bros to take a bad deal on our products, and he asked me...

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Dreams — Dreams of These Times

‘f EDI’ — Dreams of These Times

It started with my mom and my brother yelling 'f EDI' (DEI mixed up because... Mom does that to be rude). I asked my brother if he knew what it meant, making my mom huffing and walk away. My brother...

Who sabotaged me? — Dreams of These Times

I am at the dojo, practicing sword techniques, but when I swing hard and fast the wrapping of the sword handle dissolves in my grip. As I'm staring in shock at my hand I hear the sword blade rebound...

Tarantulas kept escaping — Dreams of These Times

I had a dream that my mother purchased several pet tarantulas while I was away at college, ignoring or forgetting the fact that I am petrified of spiders. The tarantulas kept escaping their cages and...

Submit a Dream — Dreams of These Times

Adam Scott danced around in a trench coat — Dreams of These Times

I dreamed a room full of journalists were editing PowerPoint presentations in front of their media company’s new billionaire owners to show they were no longer critical of Wikileaks or RFK or Tulsi...

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An intended ironic horror — Dreams of These Times

Israel was overtaken by the US government, and turned into a giant death camp. People from all over the world that were considered "undesirable" were shipped there, though mostly as corpses. The...

A Tiger Disguised — Dreams of These Times

A TIGER DISGUISED my tail is a giveaway so I wrap it tightly curl it in a twist an orange cloak around me hiding in familiar sight passing as I walk tenuously on two feet down the city street....