youโ€™d be surprised at what i know

not quite DC
Joined February 2024
Sorry i never replied to u. Every day is blending together and iโ€™m losing sense of anything that resembles time ๐Ÿ‘
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I like him and he knows it
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twitter hates when youโ€™re an indian jewish girl speaking the truth. They hate it
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men are never hot in photos. They are always hot in person when they are moving around and talking. Very fluid creaturesโ€ฆ much to think about
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Seeing a man whom you previously thought was ugly holding a drink and animatedly telling a story to a group of friends in dim intimate lighting will change your mindset forever
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i think two years from now iโ€™m going to look at this account and absolutely cringe at how awful my posts were but its ok because thatโ€™s what life is about.. hating your younger self
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Fuck
misogyny checkpoint: whatโ€™s the first tweet that shows up when you search โ€œwomenโ€ on your page ?
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sometimes I pity laugh emoji react messages in the group chat from my friends. Because Iโ€™m a kind soul
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They donโ€™t want you to know this but when you only date someone for 3 months you can be friends with them after it and itโ€™s great
ok update! i have a boyfriend now. my first (or at least the first one that i count). the idea of it still sort of repulses me, but he is only a little bit awful. i do not love him, but i think i must wait a few months before i learn to. i am kind of indifferent towards him. i forget to text him sometimes. he calls me after doubletexting. it makes my head hurt. he is kind and funny i guess. he is a 5. i am a 5 too so we are looksmatched which is good. i laugh at his jokes, even the ones that are not worth laughing at. i hope this will be the end of my troubles at love. not that i want to marry him, of course. i think i will treat this relationship like a pre-game or maybe some sort of scientific experimentโ€”to see if i can stand The Real Thing. wish me luck!
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One thing I donโ€™t understand is when people criticize misandrists for sleeping with men but most of the misogynists (the non-incel ones at least) sleep with women and nobody cares about that
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heโ€™s trying to dismantle the patriarchy and i keep telling him โ€œno itโ€™s like fine just keep it there itโ€™s fineโ€ how do i fix him
My vice is dating evil leftist men
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dressing up as an AI logo for halloween and flashing my butthole at people
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I have a lewd but very funny joke that I want to post but because Iโ€™m a chaste girl and I have people following me on this account that remember me from when I was 16 I am not going to post it
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just bullshitted a presentation in class and made all of my sources up
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My vice is dating evil leftist men
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ITS HAPPENING DATE TONIGHT
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Date tonight with a different guy!!!! He will not cancel. This is because I know where he lives and I will show up at his house if he does that.
He cancelled on me btw ๐Ÿ‘ .
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Iโ€™m going to pee in your doom
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Kissed a boy. I love u Israel
it has been far too long since i have kissed a boy. I hate israel so much ugh
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men are so dry these days. They need to get sweatier
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