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immortalising my right to life. 🫀 🧠🦻🏼culture vulture. music, film, theatre. thirty one. he/him.

Joined June 2009
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September 2015 I will never forget thanks to @halsey and @Mikee92_ and EVERYONE we met.
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'Don't ask me what the law I wrote is supposed to mean in practice, just trust that the courts and agencies will use it to discourage bad things' is a completely unacceptable explanation. You are a legislator. Your job is to legislate what the courts & agencies do. Do your job.
Replying to @CobaltCherry
That is exactly what should be left to courts and experts to prove. All legislation requires interpretation alongside the facts of the case and the intention of the law. This is designed to ensure that harmful practices are discouraged.
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A Labour MP is tweeting about the dangers of oral sex. This is frankly insane
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should we be concerned that one of the MP's that twisted the initially correct need for choking education into a ban on 'icky' things between consenting adults, is less than a week later now discussing the dangers of oral sex
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does anyone have a link to the presale for the greatest showman musical? I didn’t get emailed despite registering 🫩🫩
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So who actually used their Roundhouse membership over the past year? I #didnot
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just when you think hayley williams has stopped chasing you with a knife she comes back with a vengeance
Some mysterious billboards have popped up around Manchester city centre this morning 👹👹👹 What could it be?
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i beg your pardon
Some mysterious billboards have popped up around Manchester city centre this morning 👹👹👹 What could it be?
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My birthday. It sounds about right.
“Dünya 13 Kasım 2026'da sona erecek” iddiası Science dergisinde 1960 yılında yayımlanan “Kıyamet Günü: 13 Kasım 2026 Cuma” başlıklı araştırma yeniden gündemde. Araştırmacılar, geçmişteki nüfus artışının aynı şekilde sürmesi halinde insan nüfusunun bu tarihte matematiksel olarak sonsuza yaklaşacağını hesaplamıştı. 🌍 BM'nin 2024 projeksiyonu ise dünya nüfusunun 2080'lerin ortalarında yaklaşık 10,3 milyarla zirveye ulaşmasını öngörüyor.
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atp, I’d rebook for the next showing.
Jsuis arrivé en retard au ciné mon siège était tout au milieu de la rangée
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The La Bola Negra and Godzilla Minus Zero double bill has been booked!
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All these hacking taking place and no one wants to hack Student Finance England and clear all plan 2 loans smh
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i thought this was stranger things s5 for a second😭😭😭
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Who will be doing the acting then?
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me minding my own business then realising it’s november 1st and it’s literally 2027 in 2 months 😅😅😅
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tell hayley williams i said hi
at rock bottom do you want anything
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The economy is absolutely fucked. Everywhere wants to pay minimum wage. Skilled jobs are earning very close to minimum wage. Rent under £1000 a month won't exist soon. A full tank of fuel is costing £100. Weekly food shop for one is around £80. Going out for a meal or having hobbies costs a fortune. We're absolutely finished.
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There’s no reward for suffering in this life. That’s for damn sure.
Yes I’m almost 30 and live with my parents but I’m bill free. I only pay for my cellphone and Lyft to work. I’ll move out when rent is what it was like 7 years ago. I refuse to pay anything over $1200 and even that’s a stretch.
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People saying You Can See Everything has wild twists and reveals that you don’t see coming so now I’m naturally going to be disappointed when it turns out that it’s not actually a secret Now You See Me sequel
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me when I pull the door open and it shatters:
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