Joined July 2015
what is it called when you lock in & crash out at the same time
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Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but one day
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You can't build a relationship on condom sex.
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All a niqqa needs is a mid girl like this.
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You couldn’t pay this nigga to have a good day..
Rod Wave on his upcoming project: “This f*ckin project hurt so bad bra but ima give it to y’all” 💔
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قبل 17 سنه... شفنا النزال الختامي لعداوه جون سينا وراندي اورتن الرائعه واللي وصلت لذروتها في عام 2009 بنزال مدته "ساعه كامله!" قد يكون أفضل نزال جمعهم في تاريخهم سينا وراندي انقذوا الشركه حرفيًا وقتها، الرو كان يمر بفتره شح بالنجوم ومافي الا سينا وراندي كنجوم صف اول فل تايمرز ومع ذلك شالوا العرض لوحدهم لمده اربع شهور 🔝🐐.
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Film Title; Hollywood Arts
A woman shared that her husband had an affair with a younger woman he met on Reddit while she was pregnant. According to her account, the affair continued even after she gave birth. She said he spent money on the other woman, including gifts, hotel stays, meals, and cash. By the time he ended the affair, the damage to their marriage had already been done. He wanted to reconcile, but she wasn't convinced that he was truly remorseful. She turned to Reddit to ask people who had survived infidelity what had helped them decide whether to stay or leave. The question: Could you forgive a partner who cheated on you while you were pregnant?
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The best part of Everybody Hates Chris
The best part of Everybody Hates Chris
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i think it’s time we finally admitted this was a better diss than not like us
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Drake & Kendrick Lamar’s odds of making a song together before 2030 are currently at 21%, according to Kalshi users 👀
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Remember when John Cena absolutely cooked The Rock for reading his promos off his wrist 💀 “Just like I don’t need the notes for my promo on my wrist.” The Rock’s face when Cena called him out was priceless 😭
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Gents, have you ever friend-zoned a girl because you know the heartbreak you specialise in is something she wouldn’t survive? 😭😂
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I wanna cum all over her face
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I have no desire to prove to any girl that im the best option
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Older lady at my job said “oooh u dangerous”
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Harry Kane going from football’s most famous trophyless player to a Ballon d’Or winner might be the greatest example of why changing employers can improve your life.
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Don’t let imposter syndrome define you. Embrace actual incompetence.
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Okes…please take your relationship with God seriously. Don’t do this thing half-heartedly.
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Wow. 🏆
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I know there’s nigga that got paid yesterday but cant even buy themselves a KFC meal because they overburdened themselves by choosing to be providers. Niggas are so determined to be the solution to women’s poverty that they end up engineering their own.
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Fish be like…….
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