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Thank you for your service
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As soon as Bilal comes out SGA getting whatever he wants… why start him if you don’t have him just out there whenever SGA is. The one night we don’t go 2 big is against Mara/hartenstein and then we don’t even keep our lockdown defender out there with their only good player
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Trae young might be slow or sumn like my guy why do we love fouling on 3s
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Chet with handles????
UCLA freshman Nikola Kusturica couldn't miss in his second game with the Bruins 😯 He's only 17 😳 29 PTS 6 REB 10-12 FG 4-6 3-PT FG
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Yea Trae young is a losing basketball player plain and simple
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So… is Lu Dort allowed to foul every possession for any specific reason?
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What’s so crazy is bro is simply not Israeli or even Jewish like why does he care so much
🇮🇱🇺🇸 Jon Stewart has to remind John Fetterman that he’s a Senator for the United States and not Israel
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This is genuinely one of the best episodes of television ever made ngl. Atlanta has to be a top 10 show
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Buttfucked him so hard he could feel it
"WOW — DEMS' GEM: JAMIE RASKIN STOMPS OUT THE GOP SHIT SHOW LIVE ON NATIONAL TV Jamie Raskin humiliated Dan Crenshaw LIVE on national TV. Raskin laid out the Constitution. Crenshaw giggled and dodged. This is the same Dan Crenshaw who looked America in the eye and said it's NOT a war in Iran. The same Dan Crenshaw who admitted Republican and Trump policies are unpopular — then said 'that doesn't make it bad policy.' Folks, these are the most incompetent people this country has ever seen. Thanks for voting their asses out. And Dana Bash kept pressing impeachment, protecting Trump — 'on his way out the door'? He's only halfway through his term. Somebody steals from a jewelry store — do you let him walk because he's on his way out the door? Does that work for everybody? Dana, you sound a little suspicious. EVERYBODY KNOWS IT."
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Can I say sumn about Sarah Squirm rq…
Comedian Stavros Halkias says he used to be a UFC fan but it's become "impossible" for him to enjoy fights now, because it's become a "MAGA suck off" "If you're still sucking Trump's c**k, you're a moron. And I believe Dana White has been throating him pretty well recently."
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Shoutout Indiana keeping shit simple, no nonsense just straight nut baby
Each US state's most disproportionately popular kink on Fetlife
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We need to talk to Tre’s plug and have him serving sativa exclusively
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Kyshawn might be that guy
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Wiz just not rebounding man
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Lmao fried his bitch ass
Watch this hilarious clip where Wajahat, Mehdi, and Prem renounce Vivek Ramaswamy. Watch Mehdi and Prem live from Mi on our YouTube page! f.mtr.cool/12xfzn58ib
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Shane Girris over here
“Talarico’s a q****”: MAGA turns ugly as Republicans lose big in Texas. Young Republicans call midterm results "a tragedy" as James Talarico and Gina Hinojosa flip Texas blue for the first time in more than 30 years.
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I hope everyone is learning Arabic.
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All straight white men must report to mandatory penis desensitization by 9am. Please find your local numbing station using the new feature on the Sniffies map. All foreskin regrowth contraptions will be treated like Glock switches, automatic felony, up to 10 years in prison
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