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Sometimes gorilla. Sometimes superhero. Professional waffle connoisseur and giver of belly rubs to cats. The gimmicks are over.... long live the King.

Joined March 2009
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I submitted my buyout resignation to Microsoft today. They rejected it. Not because I’m so valuable. But because I don’t work at Microsoft.
BREAKING: Microsoft, $MSFT, is offering buyouts to 60,000 workers as part of the company’s efforts to cut costs amid AI adoption, per Bloomberg. Personnel on select teams in the US, Canada, India, and the UK at a vice president level and below will be eligible. This reflects ~27% of Microsoft's total workforce.
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Go to realmarkhenry.com! Twitch is almost ready waiting on the new music and you’ll be able to see it all! Get ready to bring it! #markhenry #fortnite #twitch #stream #somebodygongettheirasskicked
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When Oda visited the set of One Piece Season 3 and you can just tell how much this man loves seeing his world brought to life. Seeing the creator himself walking around the sets and meeting the cast is honestly such a wholesome full-circle moment. You can tell this isn’t just another adaptation to him …it’s his world being brought to life.
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Remembering the late, great Dolly, who brought joy, comfort and inspiration to so many - including the millions of children given free books through her Imagination Library. We will always ❤️ you.
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An apt day to remember that Dolly Parton once recorded a cover of Stairway to Heaven - and, in defiance of every moral law in the universe, she absolutely owned it.
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Pasada total la del skater profesional olímpico y los fotógrafos 🔝🔝🔝
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BREAKING: Two people have climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City, holding a banner from the skyscraper's antenna reading, "When the power of love beats the love of power, the world knows peace." As of now it's unclear how the pair reached the top of the building as police work to get them down from the spire, 1,454 feet above the ground.
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if u see a POTHOLE on a New York State ROAD or HIGHWAY you can REPORT IT by calling 1-800-POTHOLE THANKS!!!!!!
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Larry Wheels slapped DeenTheGreat for disrespecting his wife😭👋
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Replying to @Gardemi14_ @plagiu
Vdd, mulher peitão existe sim e é top! 😎
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people are so damn creative
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better than watching the ball drop
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Message received. I can feel it. Something is coming…
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“I hate cats”
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Owner left his cat alone with a camera for 5 minutes and now he never wants to leave his cat ever again
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Regina Hall said, “Not today!” 😂 #OneBattleAfterAnother
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When your co-workers play practical jokes on you.
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