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i occasionally think about jumping off of very tall somethings

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the parallels of the 1975 concert and the chief’s game is crazy too
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i need you guys to be as insane about this as me on this
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this is eerily similar to being on dan and phil twitter in 2013 i feel insane
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Imagine it's 2027. mamdani is president. We have a vaccine for ai induced psychosis. You're at the gay club with taylor swift, karlie kloss and travis kelce dancing to tinashe. Everything turned out ok.
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can you guys imagine being a fly on the wall the day taylor introduced travis to karlie
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so glad i’m not working a shift in the er today. i’m holding space in my heart for everyone who has to grapple with the news of taylor’s refound bisexuality within the germ filled walls of an emergency department
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Taylor Swift is bisexual again #bluetsunami
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the funniest thing to come out of this is the confirmation that karlie actually went to the wedding
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i understand why people start podcasts now this needs to be talked about excessively actually
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i’ve got a full time job now so i really can’t dwell on the bisexual tendencies of taylor swift like i used to
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when you’ve already had your greatest homoerotic falling out everything else pales in comparison and gets easier go forgive i guess idk
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genuinely failing to comprehend the level of falling out that must’ve happened between her and dianna that made her never even utter dianna’s name in the over a decade since
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the fact that theyre at a chief’s game makes this infinitely funnier
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we’re about to reach levels of wokeness people once only thought were possible for solo polyamorous hijabi amputees
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dianna don’t leave the polls the count isn’t over yet
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they’ve reunited once they’ve both gotten rid of the blonde hair that makes you gay
Taylor Swift at today’s Chiefs game with Karlie Kloss.
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