Imagine it's 2027. mamdani is president. We have a vaccine for ai induced psychosis. You're at the gay club with taylor swift, karlie kloss and travis kelce dancing to tinashe. Everything turned out ok.
so glad i’m not working a shift in the er today. i’m holding space in my heart for everyone who has to grapple with the news of taylor’s refound bisexuality within the germ filled walls of an emergency department
a sentence that would put 16 year old me in a coma
Taylor Swift Brings Karlie Kloss to Husband Travis Kelce’s Chiefs Game people.com/taylor-swift-brin…
jr retweeted
Taylor Swift is bisexual again #bluetsunami
i’ve got a full time job now so i really can’t dwell on the bisexual tendencies of taylor swift like i used to
when you’ve already had your greatest homoerotic falling out everything else pales in comparison and gets easier go forgive i guess idk
genuinely failing to comprehend the level of falling out that must’ve happened between her and dianna that made her never even utter dianna’s name in the over a decade since
we’re about to reach levels of wokeness people once only thought were possible for solo polyamorous hijabi amputees










