Attempted to use @midjourney to explain the chaos that has been my morning, only to get thoroughly trolled.
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Adam May retweeted
Under my predecessor, the wealthiest Americans and biggest corporations got more than their fair share — they’re doing just fine.
Now, it’s time for working people to get the help they need.
In a cruel twist of fate, I forgot to pack all my wive’s shirts that were hanging by the door before we left for our trip this week
Join me as she tries to find shirts at Walmart…
Parents in the 90s: “Well it didn’t just grow legs and walk away.”
Me, Parent today: pretty sure all the pacifiers in this house grew legs and walked away.
Me: Sees warning about 80 mile an hour winds and staying away from windows due to debris.
Also me: goes to window to look at the wind.
#tornado #SevereThunderstormWarning
If you were ever confused with the difference between a brush and a comb…
Have a 3 year old daughter.
She will correct you every time you call a comb a brush. Every. Single. Time.
Adam May retweeted
This is what an out-of-touch, rich, white, male moron looks like, kids.
I understand times are hard, but doesn't the President of the #Ukraine own a suit? I don't have much respect for current members of the U.S. Congress either, but I still wouldn't address them wearing a t-shirt. I wouldn't want to disrespect the institution or the Unites States.