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Author, ecologist, gamer, cosplayer. Occasionally funny but mostly I tweet about cats & plants. Spec fic nerd; always down to talk about books. She/her

Houston, TX
Joined April 2017
A.P. Hawkins 🪴🌻 retweeted
Here's a teaser from "O Christmas Lamp," by @ahawkwrites. Prepare to laugh and be charmed as you hear her read live at our author event! Don't forget to register on Eventbrite: buff.ly/3CwsaPh #Mothman #Carols #Humor #Zine #Reading #Author #Zine
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The winter holidays are almost over for another year, but you can still find me, and @ahawkwrites, in the @WritespaceHTown holiday gift guide. @aanpress's The Librarian is a book for all the book lovers in your life. writespacehouston.org/holida…
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i'm not going to link any of them here, for a variety of reasons, but please be aware of what is probably the deadliest AI scam i've ever heard of: plant and fungi foraging guide books. the authors are invented, their credentials are invented, and their species IDs will kill you
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Ask the right questions, get the answers you NEED @ahawkwrites has the guidance you need to make your beta reads count tomeworksedits.com/blog/get-… #amediting #amwriting #WritingCommunity #betareaders #betterbooks
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Republican Elite know that mass shootings (1) sells guns (2) generating more police (3) creating fear that nurtures autohrariansism. More/deadlier mass shootings are not an unwanted side-effect of otherwise reasonable policy, it is the obvious goal of Republican policy
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Writers! Please RT! Uncanny Magazine will be opening to Novella (17,500 to 40,000 words) submissions from May 1 to May 15!!! We will also be reopening to short story submissions (750-10,000 words) from May 1 to May 7! WE WANT TO READ YOUR GORGEOUS WORDS! uncannymagazine.com/submissi…
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A.P. Hawkins 🪴🌻 retweeted
Please RT! Writers! Uncanny Magazine will be opening to Novella (17,500 to 40,000 words) submissions from May 1 to May 15! We will also be reopening to short story submissions (750-10,000 words) from May 1 to May 7! WE WANT TO READ YOUR GORGEOUS WORDS! uncannymagazine.com/submissi…
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I guess with app-generated copy I keep coming back to "why should i bother to read things no one bothered to write?" we're just creating more spam, that's it, it's just hyperspam
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Had this interaction in my comments section a while ago and I can't stop thinking about it
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A.P. Hawkins 🪴🌻 retweeted
And we're live at tomeworksedits.com! Awesome to have the team together @ahawkwrites @daphnethewriter @IanMichaelEve @buffalosean & @eyetoothediting
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Extremely excited to announce the opening of @tomeworksedits - a collective of editors that love building better books! We service many genres, including #fantasy #romance #scifi and more. We help #IndieAuthors and those seeking trad publishing! #WritingCommunity #Editing
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🎉GIVEAWAY TIME🎉 To celebrate Pokémon Day, I'm giving away a Pokémon Switch OLED and a Pokémon Ultra-Premium TCG Charizard Collection! To enter, you must: -Retweet -Follow -Comment your favorite Pokémon -MUST LIVE IN THE UNITED STATES Winner will be selected on Friday MAR, 3!
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🧵this is a fascinating defense of the Hays Code to me, a person who has thought extensively about how the Hays Code changed the texture of life in America across multiple decades (preface: I am not in favor of the Hays Code and these ppl are nuts) 1/
I know we’re all just about sick of this discourse but what is going on with people
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Amanita muscaria (fly agaric) is a cool mushroom & all (reindeer guard their patches so they can trip on it!) but I'm tired of every pop-culture mushroom being the same red-cap with white-warts design. For your consideration, other pretty mushrooms 🧵
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i took all of my guinea pigs (mushroom, cheese, pepper and egg) to the vet for a wellness check and they got referred to as "the omelette", im dying
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I was going to split my access to the Insta-con @RebeccaPodos put together to benefit @hcpunion with @ahawkwrites (me Thu, her Fri) but her power went out and I finished my catering early so she asked me to give her the highlights (Hattip @ericsmithrocks for providing zoom rooms)
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"In another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you."
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They don’t… include chargers… with new phones anymore??????????? Remember literally earlier today when I said we’re now in the Fuck You phase of end-stage capitalism? WELP
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I do think it's really ironic that this moby dick animatronic is unaccounted for and is a legend many people have been chasing for decades
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this is the dream!!!
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