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Luka Doncic has expressed interest in joining the Madagascar national team after watching the film “Madagascar”
D'Angelo Russell has reportedly expressed interest in joining the Lithuanian national team for the 2028 Olympics 👀
Dlo’s partner is of Lithuanian descent which opens up a path for citizenship 🇱🇹
(via BasketNews.com)
Newly appointed HHS secretary RFK Jr. vows to clean up sports by tackling steroid use in pro athletes, particularly the NBA.
"We know who you are, and we know exactly what you’re using... even a king can't rule forever." 👀
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BREAKING🚨 A Rolls Royce vehicle believed to belong to Hornets star LaMelo Ball was seen doing donuts on a Pride crosswalk in downtown Charlotte thursday night.
The league is currently investigating the incident and taking it very seriously. (per @ShamsCharania)
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Rumor: President-Elect Donald Trump plans on appointing Michael Jordan to establish a Federal Gamblers Recovery Initiative.
The program will provide counseling services, financial literacy education, and a hotline for individuals struggling with gambling addiction, all while promoting “competitive American spirit.”
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Donald Trump has appointed NBA legend Karl Malone as the new director of Child Protective Services 🔥
Save that money big dawg
Jayson Tatum is reportedly willing to make a $200 million bid for a WNBA franchise in St. Louis, per @Essence
“Boston Celtics superstar Jayson Tatum is proving that securing your bag means lifting up your entire community. Fresh from securing the NBA’s largest contract in history, Tatum has reportedly set his sights on a $200 million bid to bring a WNBA franchise to St. Louis – a decision that could reshape the landscape of women’s professional basketball in the Midwest.”
(Via bit.ly/4fHybXE)
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Zion Williamson (fatass) is out tonight against the Magic, per @ChrisBHaynes
Steve Kerr is rumored to sit out tonight’s game in Boston, in protest of Donald Trump’s victory.
(per @ShamsCharania)
🚨BREAKING🚨
LeBron James is in police custody after allegedly attempting to steal hundreds of ballots from a Los Angeles voting center Tuesday morning.
He is listed as questionable for Wednesday night’s game against the Grizzlies.
Kevin Durant was seen casting his vote in Maricopa County, AZ this morning 🇺🇸
He was reportedly wearing a red hat. 👀
LeBron James was reportedly caught stealing an entire bowl of candy while Trick-or-treating Thursday night.
This is an ongoing investigation. (per @ShamsCharania)
