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Lindale, TX
Joined November 2017
Sentient corndogs
AYO I WENT TO A PUBLIC BATHROOM WTF ARE THESE ON THE GROUND?,??? c vcc?????
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I- I don’t think the reversal went too well…
Queen Elizabeth is just recovering from her BBL yall chill
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When’s King Charles gonna propose to change the UK’s national accent. This one’s getting kinda old
Remember that time I had Twitter
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Ainsley Wazöski retweeted
just had sleep paralysis. i opened my eyes and all i could see was kubrick stare elmo standing over me. i will never be the same.
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Pouring beer in everyone’s shoes who vexes me from now on
The intoxicated urge to act like to become everyone I’ve ever met’s best friend
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This made perfect sense to me at the time
Queen Elizabeth is just recovering from her BBL yall chill
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Waffle houses are the modern old west saloons
Bout to unleash the drafts from my social media break be warned
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Ainsley Wazöski retweeted
facebook.com/marketplace/ite… DENTON!!!! I am trying to get out of my lease!!!! BOOST!!! $350 a month rent internet included and 3 very beautiful people already reside here :) LGBTQ Friendly/Pet friendly!!!! close to TWU/UNT/Square :)
Me too you ain’t special
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gorgeous gorgeous girls are okay with another lockdown because they want to withdraw from society and become a recluse for 6-8 weeks – at Dublin City, Ireland
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"who are you kissing at midnight?" my cat's little forehead bro
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I gotta be at least half way there by now
We ALL taking 99 shots for Betty White tonight 🙏🏿🙏🏿
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T-less than an hour until I see my wife
Ainsley Wazöski retweeted
We ALL taking 99 shots for Betty White tonight 🙏🏿🙏🏿
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