Alex Freeney

@RosieDuffield1 cheerio cheerio cheerio off to the turf scrapheap you go 👋

Give it Reevsie till the end of the season 🤞 @RachelReevesMP ❤️

#ParisOlympics2024 opening ceremony, why is there no @daftpunk?

Overheard at a London festival: "Yeah I heard that like, even Kensington went Labour." 🤣

@Keir_Starmer thank you for liberating us from 14 years of Tory government. Thousands of us have promised people you will change their lives. Please don't let us down. If you fail, you won't just have broken your promise but ours too. This is no easy task but we believe in you❤️

Arsenal are 45mins away from winning the Premier League people. This is not a drill #TOTMCI #COYG

Just heard the new Kendrick verse as I'm walking home and I nearly wheeled my phone into a bush 🤣🤣 #WeDontTrustYou #Kendrick

@BRITs where was the @nines1ace nomination man? He dropped not 1 but 2 of the best hip hop albums of the year. 😒

Ramsdale watching Arsenal Luton right now #RayaOut

@stormzy concert tonight was Biblical. He sang Rainfall and it started raining. By the time we got to "and the rain was pouring" from blinded by your grace, it was torrential. Completely stopped when the concert finished. #AllPointsEast

@timfarron well done for choosing not to swear on the Bible today and for quoting Matthew 5:37 in doing so 🙏

@sewateruk came back from another night out and it's been fixed yay!!! 🥳

@sewateruk Station Road Wokingham. Come back drunk from a night out twice now and this is still leaking after like a week. Idk if it was already reported I'm tryna be a good citizen. 👍

In his 25 minutes on the pitch, @GarethBale11 will have earned more than a @MarineAFC player earns in a month #FACup #TottenhamHotspur #marineafc

2020 promised us an entire month of 420. Where do I go to get my refund? #420day #coronavirus #lockdown #NHS