part time political theorist, full time comedian • I only understand sarcasm

Lost between borders
Joined August 2015
2026, thank you for new doors and new lands
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Aşırı üzücü keşke savaşlar hiç olmasa.
Rus askerleri, yaralı arkadaşlarını tahliye eden bir grup Ukrayna askerine pusu kurdu. GoPro kamerası takan bir Ukrayna askeri, kendi sonunu kaydetti.
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Se atualizou. Agora sim.
Se actualizó.
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Replying to @nikolas_dm
Eu volto. Mas, depois da apuração, começa a trabalhar também, Nikolas. O Brasil está cansado de deputado influencer que só sabe fazer vídeo e ameaçar a democracia, mas não põe comida no prato, não cria emprego e não melhora a vida de ninguém.
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I told yall!
Dear Elon,@elonmusk could you please explain what your Starlink system is doing on Ukrainian attack drones?
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I love seeing indigenous people win
Amazon tribe wins lawsuit against Big Oil, saving millions of acres of rainforest.
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You will skiup the siup away from you. And then get it to take off the drip at the opposite side of your face. And then bring the spiun to your mouth.... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Replying to @Rogowskawero
She needs to start a petition, so that church removes that picture of Mary in a hijab and puts one of her in a bikini… you know so they preserve those values the Serbian Christian’s have .
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he’s half right. dems have abandoned the working class. but not by moving left, but by moving right. i wish americans had a better political education because they can see problems but can’t properly ID them
MICHIGAN VOTER: "Back in the day when my parents were Democrats, they represented the working class. They've lost that. They've moved so far to the left." "We love our country. We don't want to lose it. That's the truth."
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The MAGA meltdown over Lula winning in Brazil is hilarious to me. Why do they care so much?
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Nicki Minaj’s husband is a convicted sex offender, and her brother is a pedophile. She will fit right in.
Ladies and gentlemen, I think we may have found the new White House Press Secretary! @NICKIMINAJ
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🚨ALERT: Israeli Ambassador Roey Gilad has met with Ghanaian influencers in Accra in a desperate attempt to keep Ghanaians misinformed about the genocide in Gaza, using discussions on technology, agriculture, and education as a cover.
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Los latinos están muy preocupados por los musulmanes, cuando el verdadero enemigo son los evangélicos
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Our Student Command joins hands. We demand the abolition of academic user fees, an immediate freeze on fee increases, publicly funded and democratically driven education reform, and decent living, working and learning conditions on our university and tertiary campuses.
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*Rising cost of residential fees *Rising academic fees *Poor education *Overburdened school amenities *Poor state of residential facilities *Increasing violations of students' free speech and protest rights. University students deserve better.
Our Student Command joins hands. We demand the abolition of academic user fees, an immediate freeze on fee increases, publicly funded and democratically driven education reform, and decent living, working and learning conditions on our university and tertiary campuses.
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Flávio Bolsonaro perde por 4,4 milhões de votos e não reconhece a derrota. Só confirma por que, assim como o pai, não pode ser eleito. O DNA golpista é a maior marca da família.
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Reminder her husband is a registered sex offender and cannot be near children
Nicki Minaj while speaking at Trump’s rally today in Michigan: “We want our children to grow up in a place where we can proud of, we don’t want our children to be bombarded with sex changes, right?”
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Nobody's shocked that Jason Miller is the one posting Bolsonaro's refusal to concede. Trumpworld isn't just watching Brazil, they're coordinating. Same playbook, same people, different country. The authoritarian network is global, and it's poison.
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I’m from America. How can I get my money back?
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He lost by 5.5 million votes and wants to dispute the results. A professional loser.
JUST IN: 🇧🇷 Flávio Bolsonaro officially rejects results of presidential election against Lula da Silva. "It is impossible to recognize the election results… we will use our legal team, we will request the annulment of these elections."
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Replying to @BolsonaroSP
This man is lying. He is in United States right now because if he comes back to Brazil, he will be arrested just like his father. His criminal brother lost the election and now they are attempting a coup. Family of rats.
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