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Bitch. Chair Guevara. Since 1066. A.k.a Prof. BuJi Brezhnevkuttan and The Bolivarian Republic of Banaswadi. Fondler of ferns. 'I aim to be independently blue'.

Bangalore
Joined September 2009
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Bastard doesn’t write Scopus indexed papers and ensures Scopus minded assholes also are not writing them. This is a good thing.
Unpopular opinion. Maharashtra cuisine is way better than Bengali cuisine. Let me explain. When India got potato and tomato from South America, the Maharashtrians made critically acclaimed dishes like vada pav and pav bhaji. What did the Bengalis do? They defiled Awadhi biryani by adding potato and made a soggy version of French fries called Aloo bhaja. Go to any wedding/corporate buffet in India and the biggest line is near the Veg Kolhapuri. This delicious vegetable melange from Maharashtra is a crowd pleaser and also a health food. Compare it to Bengali veg slop like labra chochchori which is never served in joyous occasions. Maharashtrians know their seafood. Dishes like surmai fry, Malwani fish, prawn koliwada, etc showcase the fine coastline of this beautiful state. Bengal has a far bigger coastline than Maharashtra but Bengali cuisine uses gutter fish like Rohu, Katla and Ilish. Nowadays these are imported from Gujarat because Bengali rivers produce inferior fish. Maharashtra has a crowd pleaser snack calked Korhimbir vadi. This fried coriander cake unlocks the flavors of the tea that goes along with it. Bengali chop on the otherhand is a disgusting beetroot-potaro mash covered in bread crumbs. Maharashtra has a critically acclaimed tikhat dal which is sour and spicy, and the precursor of sambhar. Bengal mixes fish head leftovers in their dal and it stinks. Maharashtra has an elegant elaichi and fruit flavored dessert called shrikhand. Bengali mishti doi is just curd mixed with sugar and desperation.
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Heights of arrogance.
Reeks of authoritarianism. Even if Kalaiyarasan had posted anything critical of a TVK MLA, a well-respected academic doesn't deserve this harassment.
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Balls. Koshy’s is the best in Kolkata.
Every Indian city has one iconic eatery that people flock to, for their flavorful dishes. Delhi - Karim's (Jama Masjid) Bangalore - Siddique's (Coles Park) Chennai - Adyar Ananda Bhavan (Adyar) Hyderabad - Paradise (Secunderabad) Mumbai - Mahesh Lunch Home (Fort) Kolkata - Wow Momo (Park Street)
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Does the DKS Govt. have any control over the cops policing protests in Bengaluru? Or are they supporting protests only in Delhi? Shameless!
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It rained in Banaswadi.Fark me. I missed it.
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Agree x100
Replying to @godbole_shilpa
Awww I just love her.Such a refreshing change from the Ranaut's and the Iranis who cant face the public without 2 Tonnes of make up and designer clothing ., this is youth in its most natural form, full of zest and ideology. Haters gonna be haters.
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Al_lude retweeted
'The New York Times' provides a masterclass to India's constipated editors on how to use a photograph to convey an extra 1,000 words. @nytimes @adnanabidi
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மொத்தமா சிதைத்து விட்டா போல... விஜய இது சிரிக்க மட்டும் அல்ல சிந்திக்க உண்மையிலேயே இதுதான் நடக்கும் பிஜேபியோட அல்லக்கை தான் விஜய்
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Trump is the real boss. Write to him and the 56 inch chest will contract to say OK Doland Hahaha.
Starlink is licensed in over 165 countries and has spent five years complying with every single law and requirement of the government of India, so why still no license? Is Ambani the real boss of India?
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Start by including Dalits.
“Hinduism Is Inclusive, Abrahamic Religions Inherently Exclusive”: Madras High Court The devout Jews, Christians and Muslims believe that theirs is the one true and complete revelation, Court noted. livelaw.in/high-court/madras…
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Tocuhe for President.
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Learn enough Kannada to do 30 second conversations, you will become a new person and see better. Also figure out a good time to go—waiters may have to handle four or five tables at peak.
Airlines hotel was a disappointment. Rudest staff I have ever seen. Average food. Went after the Wipro marathon and it was so mismanaged. They’ve gone down.
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Luvvit when the editorialising has so much fuckoff.
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The Chief Justice calls young people cockroaches, and the Solicitor General calls TM Krishna a Naxalite. Public servants, who are fed fat salaries from taxpayers’ money, bark like this out of loyalty when their political masters have rabies.
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This Rachel person. Wottawin.
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Very privileged to be discussing the book ‘The meat of the matter: How the politics of food shapes our health’ with the well respected Prof. Arul Mani @bicblr bangaloreinternationalcentre…. 👏🏾👏🏾
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Who could ever forget a line like ‘With flaming locks of auburn hair’? Thank you for the feisty writing, and for six decades of presence, Dolly Parton!
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