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Senior Editor, Lifestyle @parademagazine • @dorianawards member 🎙 @heroesofgalaxy @SeriouslyCallMe 🌈 Mean Lesbian Union Prez (she/her)

Chicago
Joined June 2013
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If you know anything about me and my love for Star Wars, you know that at the top of it all is my love for Ahsoka. With that, here is my encyclopedic knowledge of the character for @thedailybeast #Ahsoka thedailybeast.com/obsessed/a…
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Glad that she got to tell the full truth before she passed, but so devastating that she had to share such a large portion of her life being mentioned side by side with (and often secondary to) her rapist. The movement belongs to her. May her memory be a blessing.
BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (AP) — Dolores Huerta, United Farmworkers co-founder and civil rights icon, has died, her family says.
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nn ci posso credere davvero che tra 20 giorni rivedrò jennifer lawrence as katniss josh hutcherson as peeta gli everlark e woody harrelson as haymitch sullo schermo di un cinema dopo 11 anni
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Just be with your type! Because this is crazy cute🤣🤣🤣
she dressed up as her boyfriend’s favorite character to surprise him at the airport. his reactions>>>😂💛
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Just got out of YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING….
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everyone in the AMC queue for Sunrise on the Reaping tickets
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“the andor of the hunger games franchise”
Replying to @zoerosebryant
Girl…seeing it get compared to Andor…can the 20th come quicker
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“The Rogue One of the franchise” is HIGH high praise wow
“The Hunger Games: Sunrise on the Reaping” has officially premiered, and members of the film press are already calling the sixth installment a “perfect adaptation” that breathes “new life” into the franchise. variety.com/2026/film/news/h…
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Director said "take five" but they heard "change lives"
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someone please watch this video im going to fucking shit myself and die its so joyful
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When they try to ostracize him for having a backbone, force him to leave the show, and end up realizing that he was the only reason anyone was watching in the first place >>>>>
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Man this is a bombshell report to say the least. Even with all the safety protocols just seems like this is inherently apart of the game.
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“He’s not even the sexiest person on the Pitt” is my favourite thing that has come out of this, going straight into my lexicon, I’m going to use it for situations when it doesn’t even make sense to
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Getting off the Howard redline stop as a hot in the pants teenager is when I first learned what the other side of “up north” really looked like 🥴
instead of yuppies fear-mongering to u abt being south of chinatown let me tell u about places u truly have no business being in after 11 PM: 📍madison & pulaski 📍87th and dan ryan jewel osco 📍sheridan and wilson 📍howard red line stop 📍1200 north laramie ave 📍harvey, IL
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This bug is more sentient than half the country
The bumblebee queen learns how to use the protective cap in less than 24 hours.
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Forever gangster for that shit.
At the 1995 MTV Awards, Cameron Diaz was forcibly kissed by Chris Isaak and Jim Carrey gave him a taste of his own medicine
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“are you stupid?” Literally made her snap outta that act lmao
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“That’s all anybody can do right now. Live. Hold out. Survive. I don’t know whether good times are coming back again. But I know that won’t matter if we don’t survive these times.” -Octavia E. Butler, Parable of the Sower
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no but the premise of demonic possession as a metaphor for SA and the running theme throughout of all the ways misogyny and objectification ruin girls' ability to have agency and awareness of their own desires. don't think enough people appreciate the true sadness of this movie.
Amanda Seyfried says the marketing for Jennifer’s Body ruined what she considers a perfect movie. Amanda Seyfried: “I can’t critique this movie. To me, it’s a perfect movie. It’s got balls.” “Diablo Cody was outspoken and beautiful and smart and funny, and we were expressing a certain angst in a very, very specific comedic way, in a very specific genre.” “The special effects were incredible. There were stunts, there was, like, everything that you could want, and girl-on-girl action.” “If the critics criticized anything, it would be the marketing. The marketing sucked. It just did. And we all agree.” “Karyn is a fierce advocate of women and storytelling. She’s able to enhance the relationships between women on film and TV. She’s very human and very sensitive, and I felt like she cared deeply about the story underneath all of it.” “She got it all and she put it together so beautifully. And the marketing team cheapened it. Like it was just, you know, a romp, a gory romp. I think they ruined it.” “I’m looking forward to the sequel. They’re working on it. I already said thumbs up. I was like, whenever you’re ready, I’m ready.” “I want to play Needy. I love Needy.”
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“the same actors are in every movie” i don’t think zendaya and robert pattinson are in enough actually
robdaya bring us home 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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