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Joined February 2009
☞︎HALLOWEEN HARRUMPH '26 (6+hrs) Boo! Sorry about that. That was probably terrifying for you to read. I don't normally start these things off with a jump-scare, but it seemed appropriate given this mix is all about All Hallows' Eve. ☞☞☞DROPBOX LINK: bit.ly/halloweenharrumph26
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Scheele’s Green is out now. ffm.to/artdecco_scheelesgree…
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Wait until he finds out where the original York is. The US isn't the UK either. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/York
NEW: President Trump says New Mexico should "immediately change its name to New America." "We are not Mexico, we are the United States of America! The name would add great value and prestige to the State!"
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Remember when these people pretended to be “free speech absolutists”
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Yesterday was Elon’s greatest magic trick. It got everybody believe an amazing technological gap had just been made. I got fooled too. At first, I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I was so excited. And don’t get me wrong , the technology, the precision at which the car did what it did, was fabulous. However, it was not a car doing it. And that is the true, Machiavellic genius of Elon. There is no flying car. There is no car at all. It was an empty shell. As light as possible. No seats. Nothing. Full of gas tanks. With a maximum of 2 secs of thrust usage. In other words, it was a drone. A drone with a shell that looked like a car. Imagine if it had been a square piece of metal instead. You would have said “nice”. The truth is, it is nothing more than that. It was not the car that you will see in the street. It was just a piece of light metal, that had the same body as the one you wil buy. The technology exists since a long time. If nobody did it, it’s not that they didn’t think about it’s it’s because it is not sustainable. It is not achievable. So why were we fooled ? Because most people can’t imagine the biggest entrepreneur and genius of our century would have put millions into a show and be ruthless enough to put a fake car in a demonstration with the goal of selling something that will have nothing to do with what he is showing. It was a show. A spectacle. Pure manipulation. Ruthless, immoral marketing. The whole “ socialism vs capitalism” or “Europe vs America” we are seeing is the result of a fabulously done propaganda. The car doesn’t fly. It never will. Most importantly, there wasn’t any car on that show. But the brainwashed idiots that we are will rush to buy it, waiting for another two years ( 9 have passed already since the preorders), only to receive something that has nothing to do with what we have seen. Expect the shell. But in 2026, it seems it is what we are. Empty shells for which entertainment and lies are enough to make us dance like apes. Porsche maybe didn’t do a flying demonstration. But at least they will deliver exactly what they have shown. And it will drive better than any Tesla ever will ( especially if it weights two fugging tons).
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Unfortunately, in order the store the amount of compressed gas needed to achieve 3 seconds of controlled falling, there is no room inside the vehicle for passengers or a driver.
Real life, baby
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Sharpen your guillotines... it's time to thin out the ranks of the billionaires.
EXCLUSIVE: Elon Musk approached Donald Trump with the idea of slowing down Starlink in Ukraine, The Telegraph can reveal. The billionaire tech entrepreneur approached the US president with the proposal to introduce speed limits on the system, which hampered Ukraine’s drone defences, according to four sources familiar with the discussions. 🔗 telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2…
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Can you imagine being such a loser that you would prompt an AI film, and then call yourself a filmmaker? That is like ordering a meal at a restaurant, and then telling everyone that you are a chef. YOU DIDN'T MAKE ANYTHING!!!
It’s here. The first AI feature film to screen in theatres. The first AI feature film by a female filmmaker. Not a collection of shorts. A feature film. Not a studio. One woman with a laptop. Not a paid PR campaign. An organic social movement. I didn’t just make a film. We made history. Together. Because I never for a second thought this was about me. It’s much much bigger than me. The era of waiting for permission is over. I’m living proof. And that makes some people mad. Because there are no gatekeepers where there are no gates. BOSS (2026). Coming soon to a theatre near you.
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Seriously, the physics in that car chase are mind-boggling. Physical objects don't move like that. What hot garbage this "film" is.
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In case you have never paid attention, Eminem is a terrible person.
On his new collaboration with Kid Rock, Eminem raps: "He is my brother, not my political enemy/ B.O. to the B., we wrote this for those who believe/ In G.O. to the D, however you voted or lean/ Liberal and evangelical can agree/ It’s God first, home of the free." consequence.net/2026/10/kid-…
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Nicolas Cage Says He’s ‘Probably Not’ Working With Amazon Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir’: ‘I’m Not an AI-Friendly Actor’ variety.com/2026/tv/news/nic…
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This was my first thought.
I think we all expected something like this.
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Waiting for it to blink its second eyelids.
Guys I’m sorry. What the fuck is this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That thing is terrifying.
Wow, what a very real human woman.
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At a moment of renewed Canadian self-definition, the country’s most celebrated musicians, Quebec duo Angine de Poitrine, insist they aren’t even from this planet. tinyurl.com/ADPoitrine26
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It is staggering to see how much of an absolute POS that Ethan Klein is. Why does anyone like pure assholes like this? Why is he coughing constantly? Who could ever listen to this staggering putz for any length of time, let alone enjoy it? youtu.be/FcIP6qQZ9mc
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