Little Tommy has just announced that he will be unable to perform as on of Snow Whites dwarfs this Christmas. He sadly will not be available...
Nigel Farage has just announced that along with Imperial measures Reform will ensure the return of white dog shit.
So logically I do not need a qualified heating engineer to fix my boiler. I will have a word with my hairdresser to see if he can fix it.
The very people and press criticising Starmer for avoiding involvement in the Iran attacks are the very press who were criticising Blair for being involved in the Iraq war.
This you?
Replying to @Nigel_Farage
Formerly a man that believed in nothing, Robert Jenrick now pitches himself as the great hardliner.
This is almost certainly done for political gain and not out of conviction. He will divide the party.
I doubt that Jenrick will last long if he wins.
Alan Rose retweeted
Replying to @IsabelOakeshott @RobertJenrick
"Warmly welcome" Probably sent this post from Zahawi's heated stables.
I warmly welcome @NadhimZahawi to Reform UK.
A successful businessman who reached the top of the tree in politics and knows how to get stuff done.
I see a crowd funding opportunity to pay for this pair on the next flight out of the galaxy.
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Hi all, does anyone know a Chinese spy I can associate with this week. I need an excuse to avoid the relatives over Christmas.
This man is currently economically inactive. Is anyone looking for a Santa this year? He worked with children until 2019.
#Gullis
When is National Tractor Porn day?
🥾November 19th is National Welly Day, 🥾a day when people wear wellies to support farmers and British farming. The day encourages young people and businesses to wear wellies and work boots to school and work to show support for farmers.
🙏Please show your support by sending your children into school wearing wellies, work boots or walking boots 🙏
Support your farmers for your food security
Just when you think all of the best parody accounts are closed.....
What Happened Last Night?
My black cab driver in London last night recognised me and we got talking about politics.
On leaving his cab he said 'You 5 Reform UK MPs are our last hope, please keep fighting for us'.
Powerful words which I've thought about all day.
There's a lot resting on our shoulders and we will continue to fight for our country.
But we need your help.
Please join the @reformparty_uk People's Army
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