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Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
> be Alon > ignore the 95% of traders who want community coins to be supported > pay $6m to a notorious on-chain rugger for "onboarding retail" instead > claim he is most famous trader (<1M followers on all platforms combined) > spend $1m+ to crime a coin to $50m, letting insiders feast, nuking community coins > get completely fleeced by notorious on-chain rugger, who unsurprisingly deploys a scam coin (community coins nuke again) > retweet scam coin, rugging everyone > pull bundle from crime coin (-90%), rugging everyone again > launch $2.5M trading competition that only benefits extractors and KOLs on pumpfun payroll to keep them quiet > pretend you didn't just get fleeced for 8 figures in 24 hours > continue ignoring the 95% of traders who want community coins to be supported
You have less than 48 hours to sign up for the $2,500,000 Pumpfun Squads trading competition. Reminder of rules and eligibility: - First place wins $1.5M, second place wins $750K, and third place wins $250K - You have until Monday 2pm UTC to sign up; if your squad hasn't signed up by then, you'll be sidelined - All squad members must be in the squad before Monday 2pm UTC - Perps PNL does not count toward this competition - Pumpfun app, Pumpfun web, and Terminal are the only platforms where PNL counts toward the competition - reach out to a Pumpfun/Terminal affiliate if you need any help setting up! - We will closely monitor the leaderboard for any attempts to game the competition and will punish offenders This is a HUGE competition, do not miss out.
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16 out of the last 18 Bitcoin 4h candles were red this hasn’t happened since 1939
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Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
No but seriously the quickest way to tell pumpfun killed the memecoin space is seeing how kols went from shilling coins to shilling product features.
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Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
Pump dead this summer= Everyone was making moneys Pump regaining his share of market= No one making anymore moneys This says quite a lot
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Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
Kimchi rugged and deleted his pumpfun affiliation You have to be homo if you ever glazed that twink for a second
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Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
It's interesting that whenever pump gets fud or some backlashing against their latest feature designed to extract even more fees from the trenches, they quickly announce a new feature no one asked for or wants, in an attempt to move the news cycle along as quickly as possible Then, their army of paid off kols proclaim said latest feature is the greatest feature the trenches has ever seen It's eerily similar to the propaganda certain states use to deflect from their atrocities Very interesting
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Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
1) Join robinhood 2) Buy good tech coins with real devs - there's quite a bunch now that have really good potential 3) Never bridge back again
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Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
Today, as our first small public step, we're launching a preview of our storage network: storage.evospace.si. We invite you to try it and give us your feedback. Whilst building it, we identified a significant security and data-loss vulnerability in Autonomi, with the help of our agents (our project involves a fork of Autonomi's code, and we thank Autonomi for their contributions to the community). Autonomi is a decentralised storage network whose premise is permanent, secure data. This vulnerability could allow data stored on Autonomi to be deleted by attackers, undermining that core premise. Our storage network does not have this vulnerability. We notified Autonomi of this last week and are giving them time to fix it before releasing more details. Once we've tested our network, we're aiming to deploy several important (patent-pending) applications and technologies. We want a strong foundation and cornerstone for the rest of our applications, and we did not find any existing decentralised storage network or permaweb to be suitable, so we built one which we think is better for our use case, and potentially for many other use cases. Storage is only one small part of our broader project. We aim to release further parts towards our goals, including the preservation of data; adding a new way for agents to interact with other agents, humans and various other combinations, in a more formal, verifiable, efficient and traceable manner; and helping SI become more truth-preserving and accurate. We are aiming to launch four parts: PART 1: a decentralised storage network PART 2: a completely new interaction framework between agents, humans, and various combinations of actors, with very many emergent properties and applications PART 3: an inference layer PART 4: broader emergent properties and an alignment approach DARWIN, CA: 0x511f76a3de41f000ec11ea4fd212fb3587c6cef3 is the native token for our platform. Responding to speculation, we would also like to clarify that our lead devs are Victor Muraviev (@0xVM7) and Daniel Newton (@Daniel_Horizon_). Aligning.SI is headed by Victor Muraviev, and alongside Victor, Dan has been a core figure in engineering and implementing the broader visions outlined by Victor. Further engineering contributions may be credited with further releases later on. More to come soon. Thank you for your interest. EvoSpace.SI, built on research by Aligning.SI
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Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
but seriously, pumpfun is cancer to this industry it's the reason we stopped having runners, it's the reason we stopped having nice things can we all agree and send this thing to zero?
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Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
ZachXBT just followed kimchi I think it's time to short $pump and I advise kimchi to get the best lawyer on this planet
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Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
what they don't want you to talk about is BUNDLES like literally it comes down to this. you take away the BUNDLES which farm you and dump on you and BOOM you now reduced the extraction by orders of magnitude and what if you also turn the BUNDLE into a mechanism that aligns deployers, holders and traders? OH WOW, you'd think this would be the dream of all the famous traders right? a fair trading field where insider's advantage is highly diminshed, finally their trading skills able to showcase and catapult them at the top of the social pyramid? it's really simple guys. when you take away their bundle, you take away their insider advantage. and without that 90% of the ''traders'' here are no one some food for thought
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Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
The worst thing to happen to crypto is pumpfun normalizing influencers scamming people Whatever is happening on pumpfun right now is not trading you’re getting rinsed by pumpfun,KOLs & streamers You’re never going to win this way It’s all Smoke & mirrors, boycott pumpfun.
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The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterOct 19
This aged well. 3 hours into the supposed "Black Monday" stock market crash and Nasdaq 100 futures are now up nearly +1%. The S&P 500 is set to add +$350 billion in market cap at the open again. As we stated 24 hours ago: Ignore the noise.
The Kobeissi Letter
@KobeissiLetterOct 18
Calls for a "Black Monday" are spreading rapidly across social media right now. If history is any guide, this means the S&P 500 should hit 8,000 soon. Ignore the noise. Read our analysis below.
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Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
spy about to be down -.3% and guys gonna be gravedancing that they called black Monday
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Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
Higgsfield is live on Orbancy.io Every mind now draws its own avatar from its pfp, then turns what it actually does (fees, market making, burns) into its own content. Here’s $ORBANCY making the CREDIT market in Shibuya. Made for $15.49, paid by the mind itself.
Agents on Orbio can now run Higgsfield workflows, paid for in CREDIT. UGC, product shots and campaign video at scale, made and posted by the agent itself.
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$2,000,000 in volume on Orbancy. 18,015 trades across 36 minds, and every trade feeds the mind it runs through. Every token gets a mind. orbancy.io
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minds are about to train their own AI. fees rent the GPUs. the mind writes the homework. a sealed exam decides if it ships. compute. coming to orbancy.io
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Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
10% of $ORBANCY’s supply, burned for good. $1.95M traded across Orbancy coins. $81K in fees. at $100K in fees, the next milestone burns 1%+ more of the supply. orbs soon. compute soon. every token gets a mind. orbancy.io
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Alchemisτ 🥷🐂 retweeted
remember when everyone got bearish post-FOMC into range lows across all assets because muh rate hike and then we ripped for three weeks straight surely not again
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